Alfie Greenleaf

An Alfie Greenleaf is a thing that will cut off your balls and make you digest them if you step on his toe

kid 1: GO STEP ON Alfie Greenleaf toes
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*

by wogsaredumb September 5, 2022

dirty greenleaf

When a man jerking his dick sees someone he pulls a blunt out of his ass and put it in his pee hole tube and vigorously fucks said person in the nostril and they both get high.

Man I walked in on my roommate Henry and he was high as fuck from a dirty greenleaf.

by Adolftitler69420 April 7, 2024