Zertified

A term used to describe a young successful individual underliving a party lifestyle.

You can tell she is Zertified by the moves she makes and how much fun she has.

by Zertified September 9, 2015

zertiler

A black hairy guy who is so obese that the ground breaks when he walks.

Damn that guy looks like one heck of a zertiler!

by Dipez October 27, 2020

zwert

codeword for holy shit look over there at that lard ass

That zwert must be close to 600 pounds!!!!!!!!!

by jaimeejude June 22, 2011

Butt Zert

When you see or hear about something that is painful and you get kind of a "jolt" or a "surge" inside. This usually occurs in the "buttal" region.

1. Oh, thanks A LOT for describing how deeply you cut your finger! That totally gave me a Butt Zert!

2. I get a Butt Zert every time I see some testicular injury scene in a frat humor movie.

by Jezebel Vandersnatch October 16, 2009

zert

Zombie Emergency Response Team.

Call the ZERT, he's got an arm off.

by benisman November 25, 2011

zert

A word for dessert, if you're too lazy to say the whole word.

Free zert on your birthday!

by Pie Lady September 3, 2005

Mega zert buss

An extremely high and or wasted person that is a puss or a pussy in a safe environment such as school so that authorities(teachers) won't understand.

Wow. You are high and you won't eat that apple off the ground? You are a mega zert buss.

by Johnsmith525 August 3, 2008