zeus

Verb. To smite from above with a thunderbolt.

Also used generally to mean kill or destroy, especially from a high elevation.

1. Colonel Tibbets and the crew of the Enola Gay zeused Hiroshima.

2. The sniper zeused the officer from 700 meters up the ridge.

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

zeus

Father of Apollo on Mount Olympus, don't fuck with me i'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, ZEUS! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?

Die Hard With a Vengeance (aka 3)

I'm gonna go all out zeus on you bitch!

and Judas Priest rocks! FUCK ALL UR PUSSY RAP SHIT!

by NooDLES October 13, 2004

zeus

To have sex while your pubic hair is shaved in a lightning-bolt pattern, especially in a way that causes uncontrollable spasms upon thrusting.

My vag is sore; you shouldn't have zeused me so hard!

by TheSoftSkeleton April 27, 2008

zeus

The all around perfect butt for a female

woah dude look at that zeus... wow man mad zeus alert.

by Au_glover13 April 26, 2011

Zeus

Greek God of Thunder. He also happens to be a hoe as he has no problem banging the shit out of his sisters, daughters, mortals, creatures, and even a man.

Zeus: I'm gonna put my dick in it.

Everyone: Don't put ur dick in it.

Zeus: toO LATE

by Plagiarism2.09gagthief May 29, 2018

Zeus

The biggest womanizer of all the gods

"Did you hear. Zeus cheated on Hera again."
"Huh, it must be Tuesday "

by Mendes101 July 3, 2015

Zeus

The Greek mythology God of incest and adultery. He also controls lightning or sum shit.

Zeus is the name of a Greek God

by Okazaki Tomoya April 15, 2021