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Zerophilia

Zerophilia is a rare genetic condition affecting those who possess an extra "Z" chromosome, in addition to the standard gender-determining X and Y chromosomes. Following their first experience of sexual intercourse, Zerophiliacs may change gender whenever they are sexually aroused.
Since Sean has Zerophilia, he fears if he has sex with his girlfriend, he'll wake up in the morning as Shauna.
by ZerophiliacsHaveMoreFun January 2, 2010
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Zeroeth Law

A Zeroeth Law is a law that is added to another set of laws at a later date.

It is usually so important that the other laws cannot function without it, yet so obvious that nobody thought it needed stating.
The Zeroeth Law of thermodynamics: If objects B and C are both in thermal equilibrium with object A, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.

Isaac Asimov's Zeroth Law of Robotics: A robot may not harm humanity, or through inaction allow humanity to come to harm.

Newton's Zeroeth Law of Motion: If objects A and B are moving relative to object C at velocities v1 and v2, then they are moving relative to each other at velocity v3 which is the difference between v1 and v2. (Note: This law is now known not to be true, especially near the speed of light. That's where Einstein comes in)

The Zeroeth Commandment: Thou Shalt believe all of this and never question what thou art told.
by George McBob June 22, 2009
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zeroexia

losing weight by becoming such an asshole that no one will share their food with you, or give you a ride anywhere.
"I barely recognized Cameron as we drove past him in the rain, he's lost so much weight from zeroexia"
by beatrix forthingay September 18, 2012
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zeroes

the numbers from 0 to 9, esp. the first decade of a century or of a person's life. (i.e. the years 2000 through 2009.)
Rap music was good in the early zeroes, but had deteriorated by the end of the decade.
by OsirusR July 14, 2009
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zeroed

To be defeated or nullified by someone or something. Its history stems from low-level programming where memory is often filled with zeros before use. It may be used as synonym for more tired terms such as pwned.
"Dude, you just got zeroed by that left-handed albino midget!"

OR

"I was zeroed by that nub's zerg rush, kekeke."
by miknight August 9, 2006
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Comic Book Zeroes

Comic Book Zeroes are a young 4 piece Powerpop band from lincolnshire. They are all perfect examples of the myspace generation.
Formed in February 2008, they are fast becoming quite popular with the "emo" crowd.
Guy 1:Did you check out Comic Book Zeroes?

Guy 2:Yeah! Nobody understands me like them!!
by Tom Freighton July 2, 2008
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zeroth impression

The impression that you get from someone before you actually meet them, including impressions made by clothes, style, and rumors.
Bob: From what she was wearing and what I heard about her, the zeroth impression I got was that she was a slut. But when I met her she seemed really nice.
by darkshaddow42 June 11, 2010
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