Zinedine Zidane

The sexual position of head-butting a woman's vagina.

"Did you fist her?"
"No dude, I used my forehead!"
"Oh shit, Zinedine Zidane."

by L.A.P.D. September 23, 2008

a zinedine

To headbutt someone with great vengence and furious anger.

I was pissing my brother off, so he gave me a Zinedine to the back. That hurt.

by Ryan Saav July 12, 2006

zinedinist

Hatrid towards Zinedine because of racist reasons

She's a zinedinist

by BobDog Ben November 1, 2020

zinedine

to headbutt somebody in the chest because he or she insulted you (short: to zizou somebody)

He was justifiably zinedined.

I will zinedine you for being rude to my sister.

by ZidaneFan July 12, 2006

pour faire un Zinedine

To do something poorly for the whole of a match, and then ambush the opposition in the last few minutes.

See England-France, June 13 2004, Estadio da Luz, Lisbon. Zinedine Zidane scores two late goals to sneak a victory over England, after England had lead for 90 minutes

by Malone June 14, 2004

zendin

A very nice Guy who can brighten your day just by talking to you or smiling at you

I love my best friend, he's such a zendin

by A nice little girl December 15, 2016

Zinedine

African god of slaves; the darkest friend you can ever have; blacker than a black hole; patron saint of charcoal

Oh Dear Zinedine, give us coal!

by nelsonmahnigga November 27, 2017