Zelching

When you lick 10 zyns and place them on your dick, and have someone give you a blowjob.

Josh: Yo you remember that girl i picked up last friday, she was zelching me all night long
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg

by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024

Zelching

When you put your girls toes in your mouth and swing her in a circle while jacking off. Any girl who would want this is definitely not the girl you want to do anything with.

“Dude she let me pull a Zelching on her!”
“How much did she cost?”

by Not Ashton Molloy May 1, 2024