Zelly

A small attractive portable device used by aliens to lure male humans into spacecraft. Often cloaked by perfect skin-like membrane and recognizable by its ear-piercing sound.

Symptoms include loss of memory and a constant erection.

Next thing i knew i was on a spaceship, a Zelly must of got me.

by MrSuppression September 17, 2013

Zelly

A slur for muslim immigrants whose names’ resembles and sounds like Mohammad.

“You Zelly need to go back to Jesus and reconsider life”

by lil Mood September 12, 2021

Zelly Man

a name meaning adorable, cheek squeezable, chocomocobear, and denzie bear.

Just held a sheet in between with Zelly man.

by ilikeitwet69 September 19, 2010

megan zelly

Snake bitch who lies about being abused in nightclubs

megan zelly is jakes assistant by giving his dick some pleasure

by GoatP September 22, 2017

Zellie bean

A person with no visual misconception she is just beautiful inside as she looks outside, a life changing young woman that Saved my life, she is the meaning of true love

She has no flaws and is my reason to smile.

I love you Zellie.

Zelbeanie <3

I love you..

Hey Zell!
Zellie bean!

by Gu3ssWh0 September 17, 2016

zelly welly

a very silly and amazing mutual

your such a zelly welly!

by 4kechiez April 1, 2023

Zelly

A person with a very big dick(5ft) with girls lined up all the way to the end of the black.

Yo you’ve seen ZELLY? Man their dick was SOOOO big it’s like a 3rd leg!

by Zellysucks1 August 15, 2023