Twilight Zoner

Someone who is either permanently or temporarily stuck in the twilight zone; an individual not quite in sync with reality.

Girlfriend: "Who did you have lunch with yesterday?"
Boyfriend: "Noone. Grabbed something to go while I was working."
G: "That's funny, Lisa snapped a photo of you with someone."
B: "Totally forgot that was yesterday, she was a vendor from work. We had business to discuss."
Lisa: "B is such a Twilight Zoner."

by McKrazy October 10, 2014

zoner

League of Legends jargon that represents champion(s) who can "zone" the enemy champion(s) in a lane. This means that the zoner is too much of a threat for the opposing champion to last hit minions, thereby forcing the enemy to miss out on experience and gold.

Udyr is a strong zoner in top lane due to his tankiness and harassing potential.

by BSMIncentive March 31, 2012

Zoner

A zoned out stoner.

"Stop being such a Zoner and find the lighter!"

by NouveauRiche July 14, 2014

Zoner

The term for the condition caused by one's zipper curling to look like a boner. Can occur by a fly zipper or a sweatshirt zipper.

You got a banana in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?
Shut up, it's just a zoner.

by Zhoom45 December 26, 2010

Zooner

the common slang for nigger. Derived from the old italians in East Utica, NY

the FUCKIN ZOONER over there bo!

by doll hair February 26, 2011

zoner

one who spends entirely too much time on the computer, posts silly things on message boards and is usualy a deadhead,sometimes theese people sit in a chatroom that nobody else is in while they post things on the discussion boards

phil lesh fans www.philzone.com is the best example of this behaviour and if you look up zippying, zippy is one of our more famous "zoners"

by patrice December 13, 2004

Zoner

Combination of zipper and boner
When your zipper forms into a boner like way
giving you a zoner.
When turned at a 69 degree angle zoners are quite likely

Satchel: woah you look like you have a total woody right now, your bulge is pultruding
Jon Donners: no i don't have a dick, thats just my zoner

by JohnPhillipDonners January 23, 2009