zapper

It when a guy goes down on girl and is licking her clit and puts one finger in
her ass and 2 in her crotch!

don't have one

by rsonee February 19, 2004

zapper

using your middle and index finger in the vagina of you partner while inserting your pinky in her rectum for sexual pleasure

i.e. two in the pink one in the stink

billy grabbed her hair, spit in her mouth and gave her a zapper.

by Redbush January 6, 2006

Zapper

A very close friend who knows you inside and out and therefore has the power to cut you to the quick out of no where, catching you off guard and consequently causes you to question your very existence and doubt said friendship.

We're having a lovely conversation and out of no where she's such a zapper!

by TDogShades December 14, 2016

Zapper

A morning beating off session due to waking up with a boner.

I cranked out a zapper this morning because I didn't want to waste a good morning chub.

by thegreatombino July 23, 2020

Zapper

A member of the Twitch Streamer "Zapynubs" chat.

"Hey guys! Did you catch the new Zapynubs stream today?" "I sure did! I am such a zapper!"

"Why doesn't Zapy let us call ourselves the zappers.. It's really depressing."

by FrozeniumZ December 31, 2021

Zapper

Slang term for the microwave.

When you want to cook a cheese quesadilla, just throw it in the zapper.

by TOXIKMETAL May 22, 2023

Zapper

when someone is more stunning than a stunner.

Beck: Oh my god this chick that I'm seeing is hot.
Chad: Bro is she a stunner?
Beck: Nah she's a Zapper

by cunninglingusqueen July 5, 2023