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zausted

adj to define a state past exhaustion
"After finals were over, I was zausted."
by clarabelle monaghan May 19, 2004
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North Zanesville

North Zanesville, Ohio. Quite possibly the best unheard of place to live in the United States. Vastly superior to Zanesville and South Zanesville. You know when you hit North Zanesville when the air becomes pure, the people are friendly and you never see a ZPD car anywhere.
1. "Are you from Zanesville or North Zanesville?"

2. "Z-ville."

1. "Oh, alright then...peace out. It's Zanesville by the way, not Z-ville. I don't hang out with want to be gangsters that Zanesville seems to be infested with. I feel dirty even saying the word gangster. Have fun playing with your monopoly money and squirt guns."
by The North Zanesville April 15, 2010
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Zanesville

A city in Ohio filled with people who either think they’re country or think they’re a thug. It’s full of drug addicts and imbeciles and nothing good ever really come sour of here. It’s schools suck and don’t do shit so don’t send your kids to them if you’re unlucky enough to find your way here.
Would you ever visit Zanesville? Not a chance in hell.
by NilsJNygard July 23, 2018
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zanuba

(n) close to the moon.

Zanuba is a perfect name for the sweet yet headstone person. She is rare, that's why she is so special. She can stand and fight for herself. She need no man to be happy. She is hard to love but also hard to forget.
someone named zanuba is hard to find, but if you did, then you are the luckiest person in the universe.
by Chérie Malfoy October 16, 2020
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zayus

Unbeatable god

-invincible tyrant
"woah, zayus kicked my ass"
by mark November 15, 2003
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Zanessa

The nickname given to the relationship of Zac Efron and Vanessa Anne Hudgens. Costars of the popular Disney Channel Movie, High School Musical
Did you see those pictures of Zanessa making out on the beach?!
by TLE August 26, 2007
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zanism

Zanism is “act-ually” a religion formed in the early ‘90’s as an attempt to escape the tyranny of sanity without falling into the prison of insanity. We reject the sanity/insanity dichotomy and embrace “zanity” in its stead. Zanism is not a religion of beliefs. We believe in disbelief.

Zanism is influenced by some (not all) of the sayings of Buddha, Loa-Tzu, Jesus Christ, Niels Bohr, Warner Heisenberg, and Bokonon among others. To understand zanism, we examine why religion exists at all. Then, we capture that impulse--and squash it. You may think this is a joke, but we're as serious as Yorick’s skull.

After your conversion to zanism you're welcome to free yourself of it again and again unto infinity. In deference to Lao-Tzu, we like to think of Zanism as “the path that makes no sense.”
While zanism has no beliefs, it does have several tentative tenets.

1. On Belief: If you believe in zanism, you aren't a zanist.

2. On Earth: Treat the Earth as if you depend upon it.

3. On Salvation: Salvation isn't guaranteed.

4. On God: If there's a god, you're here to amuse her. And—she’s amused.

5. On Violence: We acknowledge that non-violence takes astonishing guts.

6. On Love: Just do it.

7. On Individuality: Dance dust dance!!

8. On Nonsense: Sense makes no sense and no sense makes sense.

9. On Hamlet: It’s a play on words.

10. On Hope: Refer to love.
by Artaran September 14, 2008
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