Zander

The lord of all meatballs, God of earth, Also known as the almighty Pizza Commander

"i wish i was as cool as Zander"

by MyNameIsZanderBITCH June 15, 2018

Zackery

He is one of the finest male you would ever see. He is funny, nice, loving, and cares about people. He has a hard time showing his feelings to other because his afraid, his a afraid of someone not liking him for himself. theirs always someone that likes him but the girl that really likes him has never been seen as nothing more but a best friend. Many people love this boy and he doesnt even know it. His alway their for people if they need someone to talk to. He has a fun friend group that love him so much. The thing they always say the most is ¨What it do babyyyy¨ Zack this just the best.

zackery walking down the hall*
person 1: Whos that?
person 2: Thats the one and only Zackery

by Number-one-girl April 23, 2020

Zander

Zander’s yeet random things across the room. That is why you stay away from them.

Person 1: did you see that Zander yeet that bottle across the room?
Person1: no I was in the toilet.

by YayALlama August 7, 2019

Zander

Zander is a guy who will truly listen to you and care about you no matter what, he is the funniest and most charming guy ever, he will never fail to make you smile laugh and just over all feel good. He loves anyone who will actually care for him, he doesn't like fake bitches and will never talk to liars. Overall zander is a great freind and a even better boyfriend. I suggest you get your self a zander he also has a huge cock.

V- oml that guy is so nice to me, I wonder why he doesn't have a girlfriend
A- What! That's Zander, but I think he stays single to keep him self open
V- well I'm gonna try to fix that.

by Cupcake girl 184 May 6, 2017

Zander

Zander is different type of guy. One that genuinely cares. He is sweet, cute, very attractive and could win any girl over. He's always there to listen and never fails to make a girl smile.

Y/n: who was that?
Y/f/n: that was Zander;)

by Cupcake321 August 26, 2014

zackery

don’t ever let this man slip through your hands. if you ever come across a zackery, never let this man go. zack can be timid but once he has gotten accustomed to you, he will not be afraid to show his true self. his true self is so amazing. it will make you fall in love in a split second. not to mention, he will show you actual true love and will put forward his best effort to make you happy. zack is funny, loving, caring, and kind. he has beautiful eyes and a smile so bright, you will feel like you’re staring right into the sun.

dang, i wish i could marry zackery, he’s such an amazing guy!

by certifiedsimp9920 December 21, 2020

A Zander Emo

An emo prick, with stupid ginger hair that's shaved round the sides and long on the top. The long hair on the top is pulled, with reasonable force (assumed to be a form of self-harming) across the face, so as to hide one eye. Said ginger emo will walk around hitting out with colloquial, yet - strangely - not emo, banter and assume he is funny. Yet, deep down, we all know he is just another ginger emo prick.

Also note that a Zander Emo may well have a bent penis, resembling the shape of a boomerang, but usually not as big, or fun.

Therefore, to spot a Zander Emo one should simply look for the previous mentioned haircut and someone who stands side on when peeing into a urinal.

A Zander emo:- My ginger hair is fluttering in the wind and I can't get it to stay over my eye, but oh well - wan life!

- I wish I could hide my status as a paedophile better! Every time I go to the toilet, in school, I have to stand side on and everyone knows I'm staring at the children next to me! I wish I could just glance over subtly - it makes it much easier to have a wank.

- Shut up, sket!

Guy: Here mate, shut yer hole - you're a fuckin' Zander emo.

by TheDa.1 October 8, 2011