zangetsu

Badass sword owned by the one and only Kurosaki Ichigo from Bleach. In its shikai form the sword looks kind of like a giant butcher knife. In its bankai form it's a long, black katana. And its persona is that of a scruffy-looking man in black who is TOO BADASS TO ACCURATELY PUT INTO WORDS.

Ichigo... my name is... ZANGETSU!

by hanatarou March 17, 2005

Zangief

He is a wrestler from Street Fight series. Zangief is a massive Russian professional wrestler. He frequentl;y competes in world-class fighting competitions, and in his spare time, wrestles bears in the vast wilderness of his homeland. He has an active dislike for fireballs, and is good firends with Metro City mayor Mike Haggar (Final Fight) who taught him his patented finishing move...the deadly spinning piledriver.

by Samurai Katsu September 24, 2003

Zangerdoodle

this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there randomly and you get a boner, and your pants are tight at the middle lower area because you have sat down for a while and the chair lifted the fabric. it starts to hurt your penis as it bends back the wrong way. you have two choices let your little friend suffer, or fidgit in your pants to move it. ( I advise moving it, you dont want any permanent damage).

bobby: hey, hey dan....

Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!

Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...

Dan: well then fix it

Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting

(upside to this)

by fool in the face June 21, 2006

Zongle

A person who is shy at first but when you get to know him, You find out that he is actually a retarded, Rat

Bro, Zongle is so fuckin weird

by rATS_sTOLE_mY_bALLS September 4, 2020

zangetsu

Zangetsu is the zanpakutou of Ichigo Kurosaki. In its shikai(initial release)form it looks like a giant cleaver. Its bankai (final release)form is a black katana or nodachi with a handguard in the shape of the manji.The materialized form of Zangetsu appears to be a middle-aged men with middle length black hair wearing black cape.

Ichigo's zanpaktou is Zangetsu.

by Karuya October 1, 2006

Zangen

The richest man ever.
He'll buy your company for absolutely no reason other than pure pettiness, and is behind most major events in the world. All the company rivalries? They're just trying not to be bought by Zangen.

Guy 1: "Bro.. Is that Zangen?!"
Guy 2: "Aw damn, the richest man in the omniverse? Goddamn I wonder who's bloodline he's buying today?"
Guy 1: "Right, I heard the President rents the White House from him.. Mans is too rich for his own good.

by goatshu February 1, 2023

Zangler

It's a unit used to measure how many blows a man can take to the balls.

Chuck Norris has infinite zanglers

by masshysteria October 7, 2009