zaldor

1) To find the most utterly lazy and inept way of doing something
2) To screw something up that is so simple a 5 year old child could accomplish it with very little thought

Way to pull a zaldor buddy!

Bob was try to fix his car but he zaldored it all up and now it's FUBAR.

by SeerOfTruth July 15, 2014

zaldana

A last name a loving,charming,beautiful,outgoing,trustworthy, one of a kind last name a girl could have If her first names Ashlyn she's one of a kind

Damn Ashlyn Zaldana is hot as fuck

by djjeuxjrjcuejw October 13, 2015

Zalding

when someone is both a zoomer and balding with anger..

BabyRage is Zalding

by mr2vin November 17, 2019

Zalder

A person that ZALDS constantly.

A: OMG THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING HARD
2 days later...
A: OMG THIS GAME IS STILL SO FUCKING HARD
B: Bro stop being such a Zalder.

by The24 March 3, 2022

Zalding

A person with a massive cock

you brah you have a zalding!

by fohz April 7, 2022

Zaldrossing

Doing something of the nature that the monkey zaldros would do.
This could be anything from getting timed out for spamming or just straight up being racist or sexist

I cant believe he's zaldrossing right now

by anonymous November 24, 2023