Zackattack199

Massive simp for any girl that will take him, usually has a micro pean and deals with break ups often.

You know “zackattack199”

You mean the massive sim with a micropean.

by Caleblikespasta March 1, 2023

Zach Attack * Glass

The best guy in the world. the most loving listening person. his touch makes you warm inside and when he walks up to you and looks at you your heart pounds like crazy. you love him so much. and when you hear his voice or see him you dream and plan your future with him. you want to spend the rest of your life with him. he is so amazing. you wish you could be as amazing to him and make him feel like you do. you love him so much and are gonna marry him. he is mines. and when i ment him i liked him and fell madly in love. he is true love <3 he is zach oh yea and hes tall skinny and so sexy and smart. whoo out of this world baby :)) all mines taken!!!!

Friend: hey you know Zach Attack * Glass

Me: yea the oone from art class

Friend: he likes you, he told me on myspace, he's sad that you might be moving.

Me: oh really how sweet i knew there was a reason he always messed with me, it was flirting. :)

by Tee<3333 September 6, 2010

zackattack

a sexy gay boy with a fondness for anime and long walks on the beach.

called a zack attack because he's a hoe and you never know when he's going to assault your backside.

dood one: woah look there's zack!
dood two: WATCH OUT
-zackattack-
dood one: man, my ass hurts
dood two: best watch out for them zackattacks.

by vaginacakes May 27, 2008

zach attack

the act of taking cock in the mouth and/or ass

"hey your mom and i had an awesome zach attack last night"

by Gibbons June 16, 2008

Zach-Attack

The Zach attack: laughing at nothing but ones face/personality in your head uncontrollably

“I’m just saying shit to myself (mostly about Person) and I had a Zach-Attack!”

by __BK January 18, 2022

Zach Attack

:when Zachary Sherman has schizophrenic episode where he sees famous characters from well known philosophy novels (like the Consolation of Philosophy, Dante's inferno, the Apology, etc.)
:When a scholar is to be persecuted and received a Tally

Bro I think sher is having a Zach Attack on the new freshman

by Lil TeddyBear April 30, 2024