yuppiteria

A place -- usually a dining establishment of some kind -- where yuppies tend to go to eat/drink/socialize...though others go there as well. Such places tend to have haute cuisine and vary in price from slightly overpriced to outrageously overpriced, but are frequently worth it.

I don't go to the Intermezzo often because it's a crowded, overpriced yuppiteria, where people sit around on the patio talking about yuppie things and showing off how swank they are... but they have nine kinds of Hot Chocolate on their recipe and an entire wall of desserts. Sometimes you just gotta have it!

by Indigo June 9, 2004

yuppity

The drying of a woman's vagina after one orgasm, making it difficult for her male partner to properly climax.

I was doing her doggie style and she came real hard, but then her pussy got all yuppity so I had her just blow me to get my rocks off.

by Frank Stoosh January 12, 2011

yuppish

Yes, a little bit, somewhat fine, could be better, emoesuqe

#1: Are you feeling alright?
#2: Yuppish.
#1: Oh, what's up?
#2: My goldfish committed suicide...:(

by fruitay May 11, 2006

yuppity

A adjective describing the poutrage displayed by a yuppie when her demands are not fulfilled to her exact specifications.

I was held up at Sbux because girl ahead of me got all yuppity. She ordered a sugar-free cappuccino with a double vanilla shot and low-foam and then got all mad when the soymilk wasn't organic.

by fazdoll January 24, 2015

Yuppster

A Yuppie who, due to the post-2015 mainstream popularity and visibility of subversive culture through the internet (especially social media platforms), claims ridiculously to be a Hipster; while still embodying the conservative, self-seeking, mainstream, group-think, socially exploitative, advertisement-culture-admonishing, misogynist, patriarchally-conformed perception of suburbanite middle America.

Yuppie + Hipster = Yuppster

A captain of gentrification and social appropriation.

Suburbanite Becky/Bro: "I know all about Capitol Hill (Seattle), I've been here three years. Can't you see my privilege tattoos? This culture is about me now, or at the very least, policed by me."

Old-School Queer: "Wow, this yuppster embodies all the forces of ignorance, oppression and appropriation; and has just described themselves as a member of the timeline group that caused the gentrification and mass eviction of Capitol Hill. Where's my homemade guillotine?"

by SerpentsEve September 4, 2021

Yappistan

A country where yappers come from, they love to Yap Yappity Yap Yap!

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by Coffinsome February 12, 2024

YAPPIST

An individual who can extensively, tirelessly yap without fail to the point it seems like a federal crime. Such individuals are considered as either a higher being or, simply put, a loaf of bread given a conscious mind.

Wow dude he is such a yappist

by wonderfully.wonderous.thoughts August 4, 2025