Mummification

The alteration that occurs to someone's Facebook profile once they add their Mother as a friend. Typically, sexy pictures and posts are all removed and replaced with soulless references to exercise, loving their family, and pictures of their food.

"Have you been to Liz's page recently?"
"No, any good stuff?"
"Nah. Pure Mummification."
"Damn."

by Cycklops November 23, 2015

Mummification

To completely wrap one's self in blankets while sleeping such that no external forces can access the body.

Mummification is an important aspect of Keith's comfort when he sleeps.

by Alicia0214 February 10, 2010

yuppification

The act of being too involved in the onset of corporate gratification at the cost of your cool hot sexy friends.

Man, Garret really focused on yuppification when he could've grabbed beers at his friend's birthday party.

by MRRANDOM100 August 13, 2022

yammification

Giving someone a large posterior

"Woah did you see Sheldon? Those nike pros have some crazy yammification!"

by DeceasedRaccoon April 27, 2024

Hummification

The process of converting chickpeas into Humus, widely considered the most valuable culinary export of the middle east after Shawarma.

The term was coined by Gian Maria, renowned armchair neologist.

The chickpeas and Tahini Sara bought accidentally went under hummification as she she fell on them

by Mark1938 March 28, 2024

erotic mummification

Wrapping one self up like a mummy and having intercourse with the opposite or same sex.

Man I seen this erotic mummification porno last night and it made me want to shit on my mother's chest.

by KrillynsGay February 3, 2015