yuffie

The most ditsy of people
A wannabe ninja
A ditsy, wannabe ninja from Final Fantasy VII

Girl: I'm a ninja and you're not!
FFVII fanboy (me): Psh... Whatever, Yuffie!

by OurGorship April 5, 2008

yuffie

Pronounced Yah-feeeee.
Slang for "The masters pet". A human pet often owned by an evil dark lord.

Yuff....cage.....now!!!

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Yuffy

Ok, this is probably the most accurate definition. Not to be confused with "yuppy", which is Young Urban Professional, a yuffy is a hippy that has betrayed their hippy origins. They are old people who now never smile, work for the establishment, and worship Satan by sacrificing your baby(JK). They are the worst people I can imagine.

Any person over 30 that shops at "Whole Foods".
damn yuffy bastards

by _prophint_ March 28, 2009