your grandma

the ultimate diss; way above "your mom"

Your grandma

by workmakerupper07 June 12, 2010

slap your grandma

A phrase that means that something is so good that you're awestruck by it to the point where you're so disoriented that you might mistakenly slap your grandmother. If someone takes this literally it could at best cause an awkward situation and at worst cause your entire family to fall apart.

"Woo-wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma!
There oughta be a law, get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk..."
-Trace Adkins, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

Mom: "Everybody, Jimmy was nice enough to cook us this Thanksgiving turkey!"
Everyone: "Yea, Jimmy! Hip hip hooray!"
Jimmy: "Aw gee guys...Mom, why don't you have the first bite."
Mom: (eating it) "WOW I'll be damned if this isn't the greatest turkey I've ever had! Slap your grandma!"
Jimmy: "OK." ***SMACK!!!*** (pimp-slaps her across the face)
Mom: "Well I never! Jimmy, how could you?"
Dad: "Son, get out of here this instant. You're banished from this family forever."
Jimmy: "But but but..."
Dad: "But but but...SHUT UP!!! Get your elderly-assaulting ass out of my house!"

by Nicholas D May 23, 2008

Your granny tranny

Calling ones grandmother a trans is much worse than your mom gay and your dad lesbian combined
when used the sun moves one inch closer to earth

Carl:Your mom gay lol
Bob:Your dad lesbian
Frank: your granny tranny
The sun engulfs mercury

by Meme master boi May 11, 2018

Your grang

Why the fuck are you looking this up
Do your homework JERRY

You: Your grang has a nice ass

Your mom: hell yeah

*sweet home Alabama plays in background*

by Blue shushie May 30, 2019

Your granpap trap

The human race moves closer to extinction everytime this is said,trumps all other insults even "no u"

Robert:Your mum gay lol
Camden:your dad lesbian

Robert:your granny tranny

Camden:dont make me do it bro
Robert:you wont

Camden:your granpap trap
Robert:*head implodes*

by DYSxFunction March 20, 2018

Your Grand-pap Trap

A insult similar to Your mom gay, your dad's a lesbian, and your granny a tranny. Basically claiming someones's family is filled with homo-sexuals and "Un-desirables"

Josh : "Daniel Your mom Gay"
Daniel : "Your Dads a lesbian"
Josh : "Your Granny a tranny "
Daniel :"Your Grand-pap Trap"
Josh : "Dies a painful death then is immediately sent to hell'

by danielmedez_big_nibb_2 March 15, 2018

your granny a tranny

The worst possible insult to ever say to anyone. Scientists can’t explain how it got here. The only way to defend yourself against this dark magic is to say “no u”.

Person 1: your mom gay
Person 2: your sister a mister
Person 1: your granny a tranny

by Meme master69 May 17, 2018