check yourself before you shrek yourself

Stepping back and looking at your actions before daring to enter Shreks swamp.

Idiot: Man this forest looks nice i think its where shrek lives! Lets investigate.
Me:Bro you better check yourself before you shrek yourself

by emojibitch August 5, 2014

catch yourself on

An Irish phrase. Another way to tell someone to “wise up”.
To stop being so ridiculous and to come back down to Earth. Can also be said in an affectionate way, for example, when someone is being hilarious and ridiculous and you don’t agree with what they’re saying; Irish people’s tones will tell you the difference.

“I’m too sick to go to school...”
“Are you dying? No! Didn’t think so, catch yourself on and get out the front door.”

“It’s raining mammy and that means Jesus is crying.”
“Hahahahahaha catch yourself on ya eejit, it’s raining because it’s raining!”

by noholdenback February 8, 2018

Do yourself a mischief

A general warning to the recipient their past, present or future conduct may result in injury to themselves. Said injury could be caused by the recipient or by others.

Popular in Australia.

Prisoner 1: I'm really enjoying being the prison snitch.

Prisoner 2: A frieny piece of advice. Watch your step or you might just do yourself a mischief

by Eug_2000 June 10, 2013

go float yourself

It is a phrase used in the TV show "The 100" to go kill yourself. Because in the show, they go float people into space to kill them"

You have just broken the law, so we are going to have to float you. Go float yourself so we don't have to

by Thetv100fan February 19, 2017

Did you bring yours?

Midwest slang expression for asking whether your buddy brought or used a condom.

Hey man, I heard Vanessa is going to be here tonight. Did you bring yours?

by WildBill33 October 13, 2011

YourScammer

When Yourrage scams again for the 5th time on the stream🙄

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by Uhhhyourmom68 March 18, 2021

yours is no disgrace

A song by yes.
The lyrics go as follows:
Yesterday a morning came, a smile upon your face.
Caesar's palace, morning glory, silly human race,
On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place,
If the summer change to winter, yours is no disgrace.
Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are,
Shining, flying, purple wolfhound, show me where you are,
Lost in summer, morning, winter, travel very far,
Lost in musing circumstances, that's just where you are.

This song is about the Vietnam war, and about how soldiers crawled out of "dirty holes" (underground bunkers) and "their morals" would "disappear", simply meaning that they would have killed someone for no reason.
The song was very anti-war, especially the vitenam war.

The song yours is no disgrace is a jam and an instrumental neo-awesome tune.

by liberalwizardtyler July 30, 2007