jack you up

It means that you are fucked, screwed, gonna die. Too bad for you.

I will jack you up 'til you bleed to death.

by Malicia Murder October 26, 2007

jack you off

A term people use to describe the act of a woman jerking off a guy and then proceeds to do one of two things:

- put the semen in her mouth (SHE WILL ONLY DO THIS FOR ATTENTION)
- stroke her vagina across the semen
(SHE WILL DO THIS FOR PREGNANCY)

Michael: Okay, babe. Let's do the, you know...
Beth: Oh, do I get to jack you off?
Michael: Yep! But mouth, not vagina I plan to leave you tomorrow not in 18 years.

by CrazyChixo September 25, 2016

jack you off

Asking Jack if he's leaving

Tom: Jack you off
Jack: Yeah I have my ballet class

by Lostathome September 26, 2016

jack you off

The term ised in the act of two horny tansgender women start jerking each others dicks off

Yo Big Stuff, let me jack you off real quick.

by JOHNNYUSA13 September 25, 2016

You Don't Know Jack

Colloquial Language for: You know nothing.

A: Hey, dude! 34 that on Photoshop.
B: 34?
A: Yeah, make that steamy.
B: Steamy?
A: Dude, you don't know jack about imaging, don't you?

by Deuces High March 10, 2011

you don't know jack

An extremely popular video trivia game where the categories are outrageous, the questions are hilarious and the host makes fun of you when you're wrong! Everyone I know goes crazy for these games.

Have you played today's Daily DisOrDat game on the You Don't Know Jack Website?
It's called:
Spank Me! Spank Me Per the Geneva Convention!
Me DisOrDat you long time.
And it tests your knowledge of two very important topics!

by Marcy33 December 22, 2006

You Dont Know Jack

This a game that is played online. It gives you 4 letters, for example PLEP. With those four letters you must make it into a witty remark, each word strating with those letters. PLEP could become "people Love Eating Pie" the quickest answer gets 1 vote. Once it is submitted other players vote on it and the one with the most votes wins ( you cant vote for urself)

Cam is good at playing "You Dont Know Jack" he always get a vote, he thinks quick.

by pink_elephant January 11, 2007