You're Not Hardcore 

A dry, blatant response to an individual who by all means considers him/herself to be hardcore.

Jimmy: What did you do this weekend.
George: Holy Shit, Braa. I must've done like five girls while inhaling a line right off the bitch's ass.
Jimmy: You're not hardcore...

You're Not Hardcore by magicmegapixel October 28, 2009

You're not worth my minutes 

A response from a girl (that doesnt have free minutes on her cell phone plan) to a guy that wants her number

Guy-Hey sexy, why dont you give me your number so we can bang.

Girl-Sorry, but you're not worth my minutes.

You're not worth my minutes by ting ting lover December 2, 2009

you’re not my type 

What someone says when you aren’t the type of person they’re looking for.

If you’re sad because someone said that to you, just remember it could’ve been worse.

I’m sure you’re the type some cute people want out there.

“Sorry, but you’re not my type, my dude.”

you’re not my type by kirstennotkristen June 8, 2018

You're not allowed to rent here! 

Originated from Clerks. Randall yells this at a customer who has already yelled at him and stormed out of the store.

Should be followed by an emphatic "Yeahhhhhhhh!" as was done by Jay in the movie.

This should be used as a non-sequitur to annoy someone who is already frustrated or cause more confusion to a situation.

Mom: These kids are driving me crazy and I can't find my keys and I'm running late....

You: You're not allowed to rent here!
Friend: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

You're not allowed to rent here! by zerocool21 July 7, 2009

You're not a nice person 

The best way to own someone.

Andre: You fist like a seal

Tom Riddle: You're not a nice person

Andre: DAMN!

You're not a nice person by "The Icon" Tyclar November 6, 2007

You're Not That Real

A phrase responding to someone's ridiculous threat or claim in which they will do something "shocking"

John- "I'm so mad at that cop, I'm gonna roundhouse kick him in the face"

Bob- "You won't do it! You're not that real!"

You're Not That Real by psychodelicagnosticmanbearpig February 26, 2012

you're not cool 

a useful phrase that comes in handy when some dumbass does something 'cool'.
but really. it's stupid.

you're not cool.
actually. you're about as cool as this definition.
that makes sense.

you're not cool by sammy____ September 13, 2006