Yoss 

An insult, directed towards a n00b or clueless person.

"Hey Jimmy"
"What?"
"Yoss."

Yoss by Jay Evans January 4, 2008

Yoss 

To score a perfect point/goal in beer die or rocket league

YOSSING - Nickurs

Yoss by Smurph11 September 23, 2017

Yoss 

Another word for throw or launch. could also be used in terms of having sex with girls by picking them up and fucking them.

lucas: she made me so mad i just yossed my sprite bottle at her
kevin: damn bro

Yoss by big bro_k March 30, 2020

Yoss 

Yoss or Noss can be used to replace the words Yes and No, for those who want to diferentiate themselves from the pleb. These expressions were reported to be pronounced in Portugal for the 1st time, somewhere around Alentejo during a drena epiphany.

Oliver Jardim : Hello there fellow Drena Apostles, are you going to the Mill next summer ?

Mary Beenus : Yoss, I go there every summer to honour our Lord and Saviour Bestunto!
Oliver Jardim : And are you also coming to our Pilgrimage to reunite the 8 Apostles?

Mary Beenus : How could I say Noss to that!

Yoss by Oraf November 12, 2020

Yoss!

A way of saying "yes" or a replacement for any other word or phrase.

Jon- "Hey Jesse you coming camping with us?"
Jesse- "Yoss!"

Logan- "What's up?"
Dalton- "Yoss!"

Yoss! by Captainmorgan2013 September 30, 2011

Yosser's Dozen 

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.

Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.

Yosser's Dozen by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012

Yosselyn 

Also know as Yossy or Yoshi, this girl is also looking for excitement and is always fun to be around, there is never a boring moment with her. She loves meeting new people. She is a true friend and you can always count on her for whatever no matter what! She is hilarious,energetic,crazy,loud,fun, There is never a boring moment with this lovable girl even though she has a wild awsome side she can also be sweet at heart, understanding,caring,generous. Anyone would be lucky to have her has a friend. Yossy can easily make friend and charm them with her personality, same thing with guys. She is a beauty, she is beautiful, gorgeous,stunning,phenomal,sexy, all that is of beauty. When having Yossy as a friend never let her go, she is a friend to cherish and if you have her as a bestfriend your the most luckiest person ever.

Yosselyn aka Yossy is thhe bestest friend anyone could ever have.<3

Yosselyn by BeeDuhhVee26 August 14, 2011