Yanking your Johnson

To mess around with another friend in a jovial manner; to josh around and jest with another

Etymologically, comes from the phrase “pulling your leg”

Nah, I didn’t actually sleep with your mom, I was just yanking your Johnson.

by sexcboi69 April 26, 2022

Yanking your chain

Just kidding or joking around with someone.

John: You look so fat in that dress go change!
Jamie: but babe! *frowns and crys*
John: I'm just yanking your chain
Jamie: oh, whats that mean?
John: Im just joking!

by Johnny Davison March 13, 2010

egg yolking

Place of origin: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
The (probably imaginary) fetish of enlarging one's testicle(s), through lack of use or medical illness, to the point of cartoonish proportions. Then, once 'full', bursting said testicle(s) all over a sexual partner.

"I haven't had sex in so long, I may end up egg yolking the next girl I hook up with."

by Gimmick The Gnome April 25, 2010

Yanking It

Humping your fist with your flesh harpoon.

Marcy walked into her bathroom only to discover David yanking it in front of her sink.

by Lazynutz July 7, 2005

yanking your cock

Basically when someone says something just to fuck with you, and it turns out to be a lie.

Khloe: "Hey babe, my hot friend wants to come over and have a threesome with us."
Ryan: "What? Really?!"
Khloe: "Hahahahaha no bitch. I'm just yanking your cock."
Ryan: "Fuck you hoe, that ain't cool."

by swagpimpdaddy October 7, 2013

you're yanking my chain

An Amish saying that was created after people first heard about Jesus coming back to life. Today, it is commonly used when hearing about something astounding that seems like a lie.

Jebidiah: "Hey Jakob, did you hear about that Christ dude that died the other day?"
Jakob: "Yeah man, that was pretty dramatic."
Jebidiah: " DUDE I heard he UNDIED."
Jakob: "No way dude, you're yanking my chain."

by AmishMistress November 20, 2015

Yanking the bishop

To masturbate, preferably with one's virgin penis. It is also important to note the shape of the Bishop's chess piece.

Billy was Yanking the bishop to Stacy's Mom.

by MaRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM November 22, 2010