Yonie

a slang term for the amish

DANG those yonie broads have some big ol hands

by Broob January 24, 2013

Yonis

He is a very handsome guy, tall, often from East Africa, talks a lot and even has a big heart and respects people that has respect for him back!

Yonis is a very nice guy!

by Unknown0789 December 11, 2016

yoni

A vagina

They said yoni on the daily show

by The Extermanater10000 August 31, 2003

Yoni

The coolest person you will ever meet. Often Referred to as "That nigga" Will choke someone if you do stupid things.

Yo that man Yoni? He be that nigga.

by Some Bitch named Deltrice October 3, 2011

Yoni

the member of the group that catches all the pussy

Now my sister is pregnant, thanks Yoni.

by daddy-i-love-you December 11, 2017

yonis

yonis: (noun) 19 year old albanian virgin immigrant who spends his days learning hip hop dance moves, "threatening" people with a cap gun, and stalking mexican guys and underage girls, but still coming up empty-handed. In the night he lurks in the shadows watching HBO Latino. Hates all races, including his own. Looks up to White Supremacist Wayne as a roll model. Believes strongly in the usage of the "N" word. Chronic masturbater. Vocabulary consists of "say somethin'" and "yo man". Compares himself to Negrodomis. Has carried the same condom in his wallet since 1993. Makes God-like predictions. Once deep throated an entire banana. Abstinent, but not by choice.

Sexual experiences include:

Girl: Are you going to YonisFest?
Her Friend: Who is Yonis?
Girl: You know the 2 stepping Albanian
Her Friend: Oh shit I saw that....no

by harrybeaver November 2, 2007

Yonis

Pussy destroyer. Absolute sigma male chad. Gets all the women. What more needs to be said? Absolute rug muncher

I wish I were a Yonis

by SigmaJohn November 8, 2021