Yogya

A child who spends more time on amazon than online classes :D. Why, you may ask? To buy herself a new brain. (Her old model was extremely faulty, you know). It was also overflowing with something extremely strange and alien... perfection. Unfortunately an evil witch named TikTok cursed her with *cue hindi serial sound effects and flashes* blindness. Nowadays she can't see her own beauty (or my amazingness). Sis legit dates 5 bottles of soda a day and then says "oH i'M uGlY" but it's okay because she is international cool and quirky. If you want to buy her a gift, buy her more appreciation, too much underestimation. She is the best friend in the entire world and will do anything to make you laugh (and when you laugh at her jokes, you will die). Have you ever seen the pogchamp meme? That will be full to full matching to your face when you see her art. You will also be full "HUHHH HOW DID A MONKEY MAKE SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL?". If you are talentless (which in comparison to yoga, you are) please take donations from YogyaIsBetterThanYou.com at the discounted rate of your soul. Which, may I mention is very much dark compared to Yogya's pure cinnamon roll, nirvana soul. All in all, Yogya is an arsonist unicorn, glimmer and shiny, because a) she's in a cinnamon roll, b) when she roasts you, the world will get a lifetime supply of thermal energy. She is the perfect bestest friend in the world. You can apply for her friendship on DONTYOUDAREYOGYAISMYBESTFRIEND.COM

Yogya is #quirky, you better worship her.

by UrDorkness January 7, 2022

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Yogyakarta

A province of Indonesia. But also as a city inside. Located in Java island.

I live in Yogyakarta.

by veeta March 21, 2011

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yogabitionist

A person who constantly posts pictures of themselves performing yoga asanas, usually while making unsettling eye contact with the camera or with their eyes closed in yogic bliss as if they are unaware their picture is being taken.

My Instagram feed is clogged with posts from yogabitionists. Time to unfollow.

by Thithyphuth September 27, 2015

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Yogabation

The act of practicing yoga by yourself without your preferred yoga partner of the opposite sex whom you either have been, still are or want to, sleep with.

She didn't show at the 6:15 am class so it was yogabation again for me.

by BostonMan January 2, 2012

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