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Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her 

Slang. Yo mama weighs so much Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!
How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

I like yo J's 

A complement you receive if you have extremely fresh shoes. You normally receive this complement if you are wearing Jordan's but it can really apply to any shoes you are wearing as long as they are extremely fresh.
Guy 1: Ay gurl I like yo J's.
Girl: What I roll good Joint's?
Guy 2: Naw, Naw, he means yo shoes, they fresh.
Girl: Ah, thanks boy.
I like yo J's by BB0YDANY0 March 27, 2010

yo that’s gangsta 

that’s dope; cool; ITS GANGSTA
“ yo that’s gangsta “ can be used when something sounds cool
wanna get in my candy van?”
“yo that’s gangsta

I ain't yo' baby's daddy! 

Phrase often used by black men when confronted by a pregnant woman, who usually wants child support.
Shaniqua: "Yo Tyreek where you been? I need some huggies up in hurr!"

Tyreek: "Hey bitch I ain't yo' baby's daddy! Back off my koolaid"

that's what yo momma said about you 

The comeback to any insult/negative comment
see so's your face and i know you are but what am i
Can ONLY be countered by "if i wanted a comeback, i'd wipe it off your chin"
Protester: Your bloody war has killed hundreds, if not thousands of people, destroyed countless amounts of property, and has made your country the most infamous in the world, all in the name of preserving America's oil interest.
Republican: .............. THAT'S WHAT YO MOMMA SAID ABOUT YOU!
Protester: Well you got me there.

yo that's beat

A phrase to describe something that is repulsive, foul, or downright nasty.
Guy 1: DUDE i totally fucked this Heather last night
Guy 2: HEATHER?! duuude. she had sex with 25 guys before you! yo that's beat.
yo that's beat by weedwaccer March 9, 2011