Your Mileage May Vary. Escort code for "If you can't get it up quickly, keep it up, or smell like a diharrea omelette, your session will come to a close really fast.
Trixie pointed out to her client, "YMMV, Rodney, seeing as you just blew your load after shaking my hand
by billmaniac November 30, 2007
Used in forum discussions for deals. Means "Your Market May Vary" because some big chain stores only offer deals in specific markets or products may sell out fast in your market area. Also translated as "Your Mileage May Vary" by people who don't know what they are talking about.
by a person again March 24, 2010
by TheDDog January 19, 2011
YMMV! I'm tired of your s***!
by Ursprunglig February 15, 2008
by Ursprunglig February 16, 2008