by Blah August 9, 2003
Get the yeehawmug. An awful rider. A yeehaw is someone who goes around on their piece of shit, ungroomed horse thinking they are the coolest, best equestrian ever.
You are probably a yeehaw if:
1. You wear a troxel.
2. You jump a horse that is not some kind of warmblood, thoroughbred, or quarter horse.
3. You say things like "how are your hunter-jumpers going?" and when the person responds simply "good" you smile and, not prompted, say "Well my eventing is going awesome."
4. When you say something about horses, people laugh. This is not because you are funny. It is because you don't know shit.
5. You wear a plastic helmet (cover optional to maximize tacky factor) that is color coordinated to match your shirt, hideous britches, loose rubber "boots", and gloves. Your horse's saddlepad, fleece pad, browband, and polos also match your outfit.
6. You dont wear a hairnet and your helmet rests on the top of your forehead. If you do wear a hairnet, it is visible on your forehead and surprisingly not holding your hair back.
7. Your legs swing back and forth at the canter and the word "release" means absolutely nothing to you.
8. You go around to A rated jumper shows wondering why very little paints like yours are showing.
9. You say things like "I've jumped three and a half feet." or my personal favorite, "Oh, my horse jumps like 3'4"." That is not a measurement, dumbass. Figure out why the people with the pretty horses say "oh, three foot. or three foot-six."
10. You are in pony club
You are probably a yeehaw if:
1. You wear a troxel.
2. You jump a horse that is not some kind of warmblood, thoroughbred, or quarter horse.
3. You say things like "how are your hunter-jumpers going?" and when the person responds simply "good" you smile and, not prompted, say "Well my eventing is going awesome."
4. When you say something about horses, people laugh. This is not because you are funny. It is because you don't know shit.
5. You wear a plastic helmet (cover optional to maximize tacky factor) that is color coordinated to match your shirt, hideous britches, loose rubber "boots", and gloves. Your horse's saddlepad, fleece pad, browband, and polos also match your outfit.
6. You dont wear a hairnet and your helmet rests on the top of your forehead. If you do wear a hairnet, it is visible on your forehead and surprisingly not holding your hair back.
7. Your legs swing back and forth at the canter and the word "release" means absolutely nothing to you.
8. You go around to A rated jumper shows wondering why very little paints like yours are showing.
9. You say things like "I've jumped three and a half feet." or my personal favorite, "Oh, my horse jumps like 3'4"." That is not a measurement, dumbass. Figure out why the people with the pretty horses say "oh, three foot. or three foot-six."
10. You are in pony club
"Dude, take those red pants and that troxel and throw them in the trash. You are such a fucking yeehaw."
by Kittyfish May 15, 2007
Get the yeehawmug. Put an end to this word. As of 2016, the only people who use the word 'yeehaw' are racist, inept, rural cowboys in the South. If used by another person, that's a retard who secretly supports Donald Trump.
by dangnuggets November 10, 2016
Get the yeehawmug. by Highicue November 7, 2006
Get the yeehawmug. City folk: Wow this is good tea
Yeehaw: drink black coffee you pussy
City folk: No thank you
Yeehaw: My cow pissed in my coffee this morning so I’m stronger than you
Child yeehaw: daddy can I ride the pigs tonight
Yeehaw: drink black coffee you pussy
City folk: No thank you
Yeehaw: My cow pissed in my coffee this morning so I’m stronger than you
Child yeehaw: daddy can I ride the pigs tonight
by YeeHawMonat December 29, 2018
Get the Yeehawmug. Yeehawness ... I reckon this here means when you realize some city folk are feelin' a little bit country and acting out these here feelings!
disclaimer: Not intended to offend anybody who is offended.
disclaimer: Not intended to offend anybody who is offended.
What the Yeehawness is Jake wearing? A bandanna and cowboy hat at brunch?
After finding out there was no more corn on the cob Suzy let the yeehawness of it all take over and screamed: "Daaang!"
After finding out there was no more corn on the cob Suzy let the yeehawness of it all take over and screamed: "Daaang!"
by VGVGVGVG July 30, 2010
Get the Yeehawnessmug. by Dany boon January 3, 2008
Get the Yeehawmug.