I don't want to even talk to those girls. I am a total xenaphobe and they'll smell my fear. Some of them can kick my ass anyway and are just looking for an excuse.
Scientologist: Xenu is coming. He will destroy you. You must remove the souls from your body so he can't eat you!
Person: Wow, that's a new one. Xenophobic much?
Scientologist: Xenophobia??? Are you a... noof?