Basically has to be a foursome, where one guy will stick three fingers into the woman's pussy like Wolverine, a second one will eat the woman's ass with his eyes stuck deep in the crack like Cyclops (and Cyclops sucks ass in the comics nowadays), and the girl will blow a third guy like she's Storm blowing a wind, and the guy getting blown will have to be super high and will feel like he's jacked into Cerebro like Professor X.
Michael: Bro yesterday night Me, Andy and Dwight totally were The X-Men with Pam.
Jim: What the fuck dude?
Jim: What the fuck dude?
by ShadowWar69 January 12, 2021
by MR.C00L88 December 17, 2018
A bunch of badass mutant cunts that always fucking win. With the creepy pervert Charles Xavier who pervs in peoples minds and Scott Summers who will burn your tits off cause his a fucking pervert. Jean Grey who can lift little girls into the air to look under their dresses and Wolverine who will cut you panties open with his claws... X-men? More like Perv-men
by Waaaht, no way July 20, 2014
When 2 bros sit side-by-side facing forward (sometimes in a moving vehicle), and use the arm closest to one another to reach over and give the other a hand-job. As this happens simultaneously, their arms cross each other, forming an "X," hence the term X-Men.
by T-Vo14 October 02, 2009
A bunch of overly muscular mutants who can't have sex because they might kill each other by means of explosion/touching/stabbing/electrifying/freezing/burning etc.
by bluesonic115 September 22, 2009
Said between friends when they coincidentally say the same thing at the same time. Kind of like jinx, without the bad luck. Friends also cross their arms to form an 'X' while saying the phrase. It's taken from the movie X3: The Last Stand.
by el greco January 31, 2007