A man who is very handsome, who is very based, and who is epic.
This dude hates minorities and women. He has a huge penis, he is a virgin, but if he were to ever fuck a woman (he wouldn't) with his massive cock, he would fucking split her in half.
He has 188 IQ and is a fucking genius madman.
This dude hates minorities and women. He has a huge penis, he is a virgin, but if he were to ever fuck a woman (he wouldn't) with his massive cock, he would fucking split her in half.
He has 188 IQ and is a fucking genius madman.
by FartDickdude69R4PE October 8, 2022
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by Nightbreed666 April 29, 2009
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by Kaarzi June 1, 2006
Get the wurzel mug.1) A West Country English slang term for a farmer or otheragricultural worker.
2) Former Lead guitarist of Motorhead.
3)A member of The Wurzels. A long established UK folk band. Renowed as the founders of the infamous scrumpy and weston sound.
2) Former Lead guitarist of Motorhead.
3)A member of The Wurzels. A long established UK folk band. Renowed as the founders of the infamous scrumpy and weston sound.
"Can you remember at the last wurzel dance- Oo ar Oo ar"
(Adge Cutler from the song 'Combine Harvester' UK number 1 in 1976)
(Adge Cutler from the song 'Combine Harvester' UK number 1 in 1976)
by Black Flag May 28, 2004
Get the Wurzel mug."you are a wurzel, a dirty wurzel, your only happy when making hay, your dads a scarecrow, your moms a nympho, she goes ooh ah ooh ah all day" - directed at football fans in or around the vicinity of yorkshire.
by matt knight May 25, 2005
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We even have a song mocking our own accents:
I can't read and I can't write
But that don't really matter
I comes down from Southampton
And I can drive a tractor
We even have a song mocking our own accents:
I can't read and I can't write
But that don't really matter
I comes down from Southampton
And I can drive a tractor
by Tijuana Tim September 14, 2007
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To approach of a woman you've just met from the rear, part her arse cheeks and donate a rim-job. This differs from the "Direct approach" where the woman lies back with her feet over her shoulders presenting her arse hole to the Rimmer, thus negating the need to rummage around looking for it.
To approach of a woman you've just met from the rear, part her arse cheeks and donate a rim-job. This differs from the "Direct approach" where the woman lies back with her feet over her shoulders presenting her arse hole to the Rimmer, thus negating the need to rummage around looking for it.
Check her out! would you wurzel it?
by XXXBOSC July 10, 2011
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