full kit wanker

A grown man or Woman wearing a full football kit in a public place other than a football pitch. Football Shirt, shorts and socks. This may also apply to other full sports kit wearers in similar situations. You will naturally think/say ' What a wanker'. Therefore 'What a full kit wanker' is applicable.

Man/Woman in any place other than actually playing the sport. Maybe in the High Street, Pub,public transport.......Anywhere in fact!!! Even on the Terraces at the match!!! Anybody commiting this crime is a 'Full kit wanker'.

by Sharkyyoung October 31, 2013

Wankershief

A small piece of fabric used to wipe the semen off of your phallus.

For example:
'Oh damn... i left my wankershief in mom's bedroom! Gonna have to use this old sock again!'

by Faptato July 26, 2014

cheeky wanker

A very British insult. Basically calling somebody a sly masturbater.

Robert: Oi you cheeky wanker, ya wanna tussle?!

Bob: I knew visiting Britain was a mistake :

by Veggie The Vegmeister February 1, 2017

Blue Tick Wanker

Wanker on Facebook who has an official account allowing him/her to reach top of the comments even if he/she comments something unoriginal and stupid.

His/Her comments automatically appear on top pushing down funny(When appropriate) and original comments.

9gag's comment section is full of Blue Tick wankers.

by FacebookIsStillCool April 4, 2015

winkerpack

u/winkerpack refers to an Obese Florida man and Reddit user who gained a cult following from r/wallstreetbets leading to the creation of

r/winkerpack the reddit sub dedicated to making the wrong moves and losing money. The average user is astute in Robinhood options trading, but not much else.

I saw winkerpack with his mobility scooter broken down outside Wendys

by Dr. Mantis Toboggan April 13, 2021

bagpipe wanker

A person who is originated from Scotland.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!

by wanking December 12, 2016

dumpy wanker

A very slow moving British fraccer that looks like Homer Simpson.

There is a dumpy wanker working on black crew for Ironhorse Energy Services.

by Yourpaljesus May 21, 2018