Weed Wacking

When one masturbates after smoking weed.

"I called you five times, where have you been, man?"

"Sorry man, I got pretty baked and was weed wacking for half an hour."

by Camel45 December 15, 2012

john wicking

Act of John Wicking is when you put a bounty on some one's head so high that every hit man in the world wants to kill them. This definition came to be from a hit movie by same name John Wick. In this movie Keanu Reeves, is being hunted by every hit man in the world. It is also a matter of pride and honor when you are being John Wicked because it means you are too good and one or two people cannot finish the Job, and you must be "John Wicked" for the problem to be taken care of.

1. He insulted the Sicilian Mafia, this will not go away so easily, rest assured that they are going to be John Wicking him out of existence.

2. Wolf: They activated every CIA sleeper agent in the world for one singular mission....Killing you!!!.
Josh: What? Wh-wh-why? I'm being John Wicked?. Why are they John Wicking me ?

by Uk2001UK August 29, 2019

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

wacking off

the same thing as masterbating

i was wacking off for 2 hours straight last night.

by Alexanderia October 27, 2006

wacking material

Porn, or something else that is arousing enough to masturbate to.

That movie had no plot and so many sex scenes, I'd consider it wacking material.

Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.

by Janis August 10, 2005

john wicking

(verb) When you're just fucking killing everything in your path.

I'm fucking john wicking on these kids right now in overwatch.

by xeu July 19, 2019

wicking off

The act of becoming so enthralled by gaining knowledge from Wikipedia that you originally searched for "bio-luminescence," and, four hours later, are learning the history of "Oktoberfest."

I was wicking off so much yesterday; I started reading about Greek mythology and ended with the controversy of Billy Mays' death.

by Hublahublahubla October 3, 2009