WTF ?!?!?

something you are likely to say after reading a few definitions in urban dictionary.

Nigerian Slam Dance
Bathing multiple hot girls with your sperm, while playing the bongos and speaking in toungues.

WTF ?!?!?

by Young Reezie February 01, 2008

WTF

1. What the fuck.
2. World Tae Kwon Do Federation

Guy #1: Dude! I'm going to the WTF world tournament!
Guy #2: Uhh... what do you do in a "What the Fuck" tournament?

by george April 20, 2005

WTF (?) (!)

an acronym for "what the fuck", commonly used when one hears something that does not make any sense whatsoever or when one hears something that is so weird/random/uncommon that they feel they must say something equally random.

i say WTF to most things you say because they are so stupid.

by invader abc August 23, 2005

WTF?

Stands for What The Fuck.

sexmister234: dude, i fucked up your mom last night! She makes my kinky!
WTFman3342: WTF?

by USSR December 11, 2003

wtf

The universal interrogative particle.

The abbreviation of, most commonly, 'what the fuck', though sometimes also 'who/why/when/where the fuck'. When used with an exclamation point instead of a question mark, it becomes an exclamation of amazement, confusion, disbelief, ect.

Both forms are often accentuated with 'mate' or preceded by 'dude'.

Dude, WTF are you on?

by Lapideus February 07, 2005

wtf

wtf means wheres the food bc who dusnt want food?

wtf i need some!

by R3K09 July 12, 2019

WTF

WTF is an internet abbreviation of ‘what the fuck’. It’s commonly used on social media, texting and generally, the internet.

Hacker A: Hey. Check your files.
Hacker B: What? Why?

Hacker A: I got into them.
Hacker B: How?!
Hacker A: Seriously? All I’m gonna say is, I’m glad I learnt SQL and Python.
Hacker B: WTF did you do?!

Lem: Hey, Tyler.
Tyler: What?
Lem: Ri cheated on you.
Tyler: WTF?!

by Tr.uth.ful.ly October 31, 2018