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Wifisexual
A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.
If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.
If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.
Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what you are if you chose Other."
Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."
Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."
Wifisexual by J4keSully January 5, 2013
Related Words
WTFsexual • WOOsexual • Warsexual • websexual • wetsexual • wifesexual • Wifisexual • wiisexual • wilsexual • Winsexual
wilsexual
where you in love with wilbur soot
"dude I think i'm wilsexal" said Lucas "what your in love with wilbur soot!" said Brandon "I am being defined as wilsexual" said Lucas
wilsexual by PensAndPens May 13, 2020
Wissexuality
The sexual attraction towards toxic masculinity.
Comes with a strong feeling of arousal towards toxic sociopaths and vile douchebags.
Comes with a strong feeling of arousal towards toxic sociopaths and vile douchebags.
Katy is such a wissexual, she only dates total jerks who treat her like shit, wissexuality is so weird.
Her intense wisssexuality made her see all his red flags as total goals.
“ nhab” said the wissexual thot as the sociopathic douchebag peed on her.
Her intense wisssexuality made her see all his red flags as total goals.
“ nhab” said the wissexual thot as the sociopathic douchebag peed on her.
Wissexuality by PoorAlgerian January 8, 2020
Warsexual
Warsexual is a sexuality that men named Sean usually have, its where you don't shut up about wanting too play Warzone while your cool friends are trying too level there World of Warcraft characters.
People who're usually Warsexual also have nasty fetishes, these are, but not limited too:
Acrotomophilia, Frotteurism, Necrophilia, Masochism, Scat, Demon girl and so forth.
People who're usually Warsexual also have nasty fetishes, these are, but not limited too:
Acrotomophilia, Frotteurism, Necrophilia, Masochism, Scat, Demon girl and so forth.
websexual
A person who spends so much time on the internet that they do not need, or have forgotten how to have sex with anyone and in extreme cases can totally forget all others
Young girl: Mom, sam wont sleep with me anymore.
Mother: well sarah im afraid he is now a websexual. Get a virus and upload it to his hard drive. And you can smash his computer too
Mother: well sarah im afraid he is now a websexual. Get a virus and upload it to his hard drive. And you can smash his computer too
websexual by Prophet Mech June 24, 2005
WOWsexual
wau-sek-shoo-uhl, noun
A fan of the Blizzard online video game, World of Warcraft who has allowed his or her life in-game to impact his or her intimate relationships. This person would rather level up than have sex with their husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, or domestic partner. Frequently sexual behaviors are performed during patch downloads and computer reboots. Many develop relationship issues and become chronically single, relegating the act of sex to masturbation via the aid of online pornography. May also engage in online sexual roleplay, or cybersex.
—Related forms
wow·sex·u·al·ly, adverb
wow·sex·u·al, adjective
A fan of the Blizzard online video game, World of Warcraft who has allowed his or her life in-game to impact his or her intimate relationships. This person would rather level up than have sex with their husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, or domestic partner. Frequently sexual behaviors are performed during patch downloads and computer reboots. Many develop relationship issues and become chronically single, relegating the act of sex to masturbation via the aid of online pornography. May also engage in online sexual roleplay, or cybersex.
—Related forms
wow·sex·u·al·ly, adverb
wow·sex·u·al, adjective
"I would love to date John if he wasn't so WOWsexual."
"Sam's WOWsexuality makes her so annoying!"
"I think I just got WOWsexually harassed!"
"Sam's WOWsexuality makes her so annoying!"
"I think I just got WOWsexually harassed!"
WOWsexual by Lynne_Kitty November 3, 2008
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).