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WTFsexual 

WTFsexual is when things that wouldn't normal get a person aroused get you aroused. Being WTF sexual makes you less interested in traditional sex and more interested in things like tentacles, spoons, the Holocaust, and things related to but not including forks or sporks
I don't like your penis. Can you make it a Tentacle? I'm WTFsexual
WTFsexual by GLEEOK April 12, 2011
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Wifisexual 

A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.

If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.
Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what you are if you chose Other."

Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."
Wifisexual by J4keSully January 5, 2013

wilsexual 

where you in love with wilbur soot
"dude I think i'm wilsexal" said Lucas "what your in love with wilbur soot!" said Brandon "I am being defined as wilsexual" said Lucas
wilsexual by PensAndPens May 13, 2020

Wissexuality

The sexual attraction towards toxic masculinity.

Comes with a strong feeling of arousal towards toxic sociopaths and vile douchebags.
Katy is such a wissexual, she only dates total jerks who treat her like shit, wissexuality is so weird.

Her intense wisssexuality made her see all his red flags as total goals.

“ nhab” said the wissexual thot as the sociopathic douchebag peed on her.
Wissexuality by PoorAlgerian January 8, 2020
Warsexual is a sexuality that men named Sean usually have, its where you don't shut up about wanting too play Warzone while your cool friends are trying too level there World of Warcraft characters.

People who're usually Warsexual also have nasty fetishes, these are, but not limited too:
Acrotomophilia, Frotteurism, Necrophilia, Masochism, Scat, Demon girl and so forth.
'Yo dude, i think Jackson is becoming Warsexual!! He's not even called Sean!'
Warsexual by Rimikaasu May 18, 2020

websexual 

A person who spends so much time on the internet that they do not need, or have forgotten how to have sex with anyone and in extreme cases can totally forget all others
Young girl: Mom, sam wont sleep with me anymore.

Mother: well sarah im afraid he is now a websexual. Get a virus and upload it to his hard drive. And you can smash his computer too
websexual by Prophet Mech June 24, 2005

WOWsexual 

wau-sek-shoo-uhl, noun

A fan of the Blizzard online video game, World of Warcraft who has allowed his or her life in-game to impact his or her intimate relationships. This person would rather level up than have sex with their husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, or domestic partner. Frequently sexual behaviors are performed during patch downloads and computer reboots. Many develop relationship issues and become chronically single, relegating the act of sex to masturbation via the aid of online pornography. May also engage in online sexual roleplay, or cybersex.


—Related forms
wow·sex·u·al·ly, adverb
wow·sex·u·al, adjective
"I would love to date John if he wasn't so WOWsexual."

"Sam's WOWsexuality makes her so annoying!"

"I think I just got WOWsexually harassed!"
WOWsexual by Lynne_Kitty November 3, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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