Skip to main content

Wrangle My Garfield

The act of masturbating while your cat watches
I think I need to run home and Wrangle My Garfield, IF you know what I mean.
by Ahhh-rob February 22, 2011
mugGet the Wrangle My Garfield mug.

Wrangle some tuna

To have sexual intercourse with a woman or women.

Also known as 'crushing some pussy', 'crushing some sweet sweet poontang' or the past tense 'I totally hit that'.

Derives from the words 'wrangle' (to capture) and 'tuna' (a fish whose smell is often compared to that of a filthy vag).
Paul left the club early to go back to his place and wrangle some tuna.

"Where were you last night?"
"Wrangling some sweet sweet tuna my friend."
by WayneBradySandwich February 18, 2010
mugGet the Wrangle some tuna mug.

wrangle suck

When you take a cause or project on that's huge
They said l couldn't do it but l just decided what the heck l was just going to damn well 'wrangle suck' it and just damn well did it.
by Chezshakes January 14, 2022
mugGet the wrangle suck mug.

App Wrangle

The process of where you become so pissed at an app, that you scream at it while deleting it. Often followed by smashing your phone, then the smoking of weed.
Guy #1: FUCKING HELL!!!!! STUPID FUCKING APP!!! DELETED!!!
Guy #2: Calm down, no need to app wrangle so hard.
by Lamp Shade May 1, 2014
mugGet the App Wrangle mug.

Alabama Ball Wrangle

1) the gay version of the the Alabama crab dangle

2) a sex act where the 1st male standing with his hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the 2nd male enters the anus of the 1st male spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under the 1st males armpit he curls himself up and under the 1st males body and presses his lips firmly over the 1st males nuttsack cuppingly and hovers him till they both reach climax

if jack'in it is added then thats called the Pinocchio dilemma or Pinocchio twist the full act is known as Pinocchio's dilemma or Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist
holy shit Majidah and Dante fell through the plate glass window attempting the reverse Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist her strap-on got stuck inside of him when she landed ass over spinal cord, emergency had to cut her free and surgically remove it from his anus, the whole block was out, that chick ant never gonna live that shit down its on youtube search powerquee and you'll see it // ASS FUNNY!!!
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
mugGet the Alabama Ball Wrangle mug.

Neptune's wrangle

A high end maneuver during sex where you must maintain penetration, after having blasted your partner in the anus with a dollar store squirt gun filled with the iciest of water.
I pulled a Neptune's wrangle on Brittany and she nearly snapped my dick in half trying to turn around.
by Snaproll3570 March 19, 2020
mugGet the Neptune's wrangle mug.

Bitch Wrangle

1. To "pick up" a woman (bitch).

2. To have sexual intercourse with a bitch

Bitch Wrangler - One who wrangles bitches
Im going to bitch wrangle your sister tomorrow during happy hour

OR

Lets go wrangle some bitches

OR

I wrangled 6 bitches last week
by BjBurke July 22, 2009
mugGet the Bitch Wrangle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email