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A waggot is a school boy bitch, that is the kid in your group of friends that bitches out about evrything, a waggot is the kid who freaks out while doing something mischievious and then later shares with his friends about the cool stuff he just did. This person appears to be a huge tool but they try to pretend like they are the shit. This persons activities include heavily masturbating to lesbian porn, watching the O.C., playing gamecube for long lengths of time, horse back riding, learning multiple foreign languages, and last but not least having a robot collection. A waggot is the guy who thinks he is a player because he lets girls cheat off of him. The last sign of a waggot would be possessing japanese anime comic books. This person's attire sometimes consists of ripped jeans and fine silk robes. This person usually is not marked as "weird" or "hated" just the fagg that nobody truly likes.
That kid is such a waggot, why is he so waggish.
by The one who is anonomous October 20, 2009
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Wannabe faggot. Somebody who's too straight but wants to be gay.
That dude loves pussy,but I don't know why he's such a waggot.
by TheArsid June 20, 2010
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T British version of being a douche bag or an absolute anal whore
Trump your a damn fuck waggot
by sup_my_dudes April 24, 2018
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a small Indian creature reminiscent of a maggot. also used as a slang word.
"I found a waggot in my meal", or "get lost, you waggot!"
by Granny (James Grantham) June 17, 2003
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Derogatory term for a soulless employee of the company Wag
Wag: A dog and cat boarding company based in Sacramento
California, and intent on building mass profits and
becoming the starbucks of pet care before they go
bankrupt. www.waghotels.com

Usually has little or no meaningful life outside of their job, and brings outside drama into work environment and pollutes it.

Causes other decent employees to eventually find another job.

Sells soul to company and turns back on the rationalism, morales, and ethics of the real world.

Eventually loses grip on reality and succumbs to the opiated illusion that working at wag is the most important thing in their life.
"Fucking Waggot didn't give me Friday off"

"Damn it Ace, why do you have to talk so much shit about everyone behind their back's ? Are you trying to become the Waggot king ?"

"Hah, you really think they'll give you a raise after your one year ? Waggot..."
by Grippin April 19, 2008
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A waggot means you are a faggot and retarded and ugly.
Your a waggot
by Iamjaydenbitch December 2, 2018
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A boy who is VERYYYY annoying can be referred to as a waggot. Waggot is a combo of wanker (99.9%) of boys and faggot which is a work that is hateful in many ways “not the homo sexual way”. Most people don’t know what this means so you can easily get away with calling someone a waggot
Shut up u waggot!” - “what?”
by ijustamthebestbye December 3, 2018
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