Worthington

Boring suburban hellhole north of Columbus,Ohio bordering I270. Cookie cutter town full of white picket fences, look-a-like houses, and ridiculous zoning laws. Can be confused with a 1950's televison show at times. What it lacks in diversity it makes up in snobby people who claim to be liberals. Not as rich as Dublin but wealthier than Westerville. Teenagers call it Wo-Town.

Chris: Where are you from?
Bobby: I'm from Worthington,Ohio!
Chris: Interesting....I'm from Reynoldsburg.
Bobby: Eww.

by MooseMan August 12, 2005

Worthington, Minnesota

A place where awesome people live and the coolest math class in 8th grade live.

Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Worthington, Minnesota

Person 1: oh where the best people in the world live?
Person 2: yeah

by M~Chan December 6, 2016

Cal Worthington

A used car salesman that had a dog named spot very famous

in the 1980's

Cal Worthington was a cowboy used car salesman that had these ridiculous commercials but made quite a bit of money
Sorry to say it's been a while

by Stationwagn October 31, 2009

East Worthing

The grimmest place there could be, full of gardens with no space taken up with many household appliances.

'See those chavs over there?'

'yeah'?

'Bet you anything, they will get off at east worthing'

by opple February 2, 2013

Worthington

An extremely small town, also referred to as east bum fuck. Located in western MA, surrounded by all the other "hick" towns like Chester, Huntington, Chesterfield, etc. Only two kinds of people live in the town of Worthington: rednecks and tree-huggers. The rednecks live there because all their inbred family members live there. And the tree-hugger freaks live there because they want to be one with nature. Needless to say, they don't associate with each other.

dude, do you wanna go to Worthington tonight?" "what the hell is there to do in Worthington?" " oh ya... screw Worthington!

by lovahh916 October 30, 2011

Worthman

Wurth-man
1. To obsess over child-like careers at an inappropriate age. (I.e; cowboy, astronaut, rockstar.)

Werth-man (N.)
1. A boy said to be trapped in an adult body.
2. A jazz guitarist with an unexaplainable appreciation for breakdowns.

A. Ex; "That guy is such a worthman with his head in the clouds."

B. Ex; "You'd think by now he'd quit the video games and butt jokes, what a worthman!

by Kristina Pepperbush September 14, 2006

worthin

Whoring around with men who are already taken.

That girl is worthin all over my boyfriend, what a slut!

by werestillcool February 24, 2011