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Worsification

I once liked a girl
Who liked Shakespeare.
So I wrote her a poem
About Mcdonalds.
She promptly berated me
for my worsification.
I was dumped before it began.
by CraneTrainWrecker February 19, 2012
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Worsification

The state of suffering between two soulmates, separated by distance for a time, where each day apart feels harder than the last.
They knew they would one day be married, yet the daily worsification made it difficult to stay focused on the blissful future to come
by Head Quarters February 24, 2020
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whorification

(adj) The initial stage or shock when a person/entity enters a situation that comprimises their core values/beliefs. To make someone feel horrified, angry, mad, etc...

Alternate. (adj/v) The gradual transformation of a celebate individual into one of the more promiscus variety.
1. The whorification of Dan was intense when the Packers were bested by the Bears.

2. Betty Jo's whorification was fast and furious after that weekend in Mardi Gras.
by BearsFan12-4 October 7, 2010
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wormification

The process of turning into a worm.
Wow Emma’s going through wormification!
by Wormyworm19 November 28, 2021
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wooification

1. An act of violence.

2. An act of ultra-violence or stylized violence after the manner of that which is portrayed in the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.

3. The effect of the influence of famed Hong Kong director John Woo's film-making style on a person, place, thing or event.
"Bitch, if you don't gimme my money I'm gonna have to introduce yo ass to some serious wooification."

"Man, I don't think all these old folks who came to see Windtalkers are prepared for the wooification which they are about to be exposed to."
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
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wokification

The process of becoming woke or cognizant about an issue in life, or understanding the universe/life/existence/worldviews in general. Generally, these people tend to be red pilled and seek to pursue multiple perspectives or schools of thought on an issue before making their own conclusions rather than believing what they were told naively, "just because". These people tend to see "the big picture", or "outside the box", rather than thinking primarily about concrete or anti-abstract concepts or events.
Chris: Hey Mark, you have been maturing alot lately in how you view the world.

Mark: I know, Chris. College has awakening a wokification process in my life. I now see the world more broadly than I did as a 10 year old. I am now woke or red pilled.
by qbox350 March 16, 2020
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Windification

The wind going by the single open car window pulls the internal air out until it is buffered then is releases. This happens rapidly as the air continues to cycle by the opening. This causes a reduction in air pressure which makes your ear drum try to regulate and go in and out. This causes pain to car passengers
Your ear hurts from having car window down. This is caused by windification.
by Electric J November 26, 2013
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