wooler

A marijuana joint.

Most notably used in lyrics by the Beastie Boys and NWA.

I rolled me a wooler as I decided whether to crack open the Brass Monkey or the eight ball.

by Andrew S April 8, 2004

woolies

fat marijuana cigarette mixed with PCP or crack

But it was just a dream for the teen, who was a fiend
Started smokin woolies at sixteen

by Thumbs May 13, 2005

Woodeed

The act of urinating in a persons mouth during or after receiving oral sex.

I woodeed that girl and she was very angry.

by Comeondown Patrick December 31, 2008

Wooljerk

Employees of Woolworths supermarkets in green sworn to serve the crown

Every time that Wooljerk has a problem my tyres go flat

by too bad shallow hal July 27, 2021

Chuck Woolery

A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".

As commonly used "I've been known to Chuck Woolery a lady every now and again" or "This one girl had been shockered before, so I decided to introduce her to my man Chuck Woolery".

"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"

by TheycallmeCoxie December 1, 2009

woolie

Marijuana and heroin combination; marijuana and crack cocaine combination

"But it was just a dream for the teen, who was a fiend
Started smokin woolies at sixteen" - Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M

by dandydagenius January 7, 2006

Wooley Mammoth

Once a woman has passed the age of being a "cougar" (generally 50 plus) she is considered a wooley mammoth. She can still pull guys in their 30s as they think she may still be a coug because she takes good care of herself and looks like she's still in her forties.

Dude, thats no cougar, she's way over 50, she's a wooley mammoth.

by disathome July 28, 2010