woodard

(n), one who has Swiss block cheese titties. May be transparent in nature, showing many veins. Particularly nasty to look at or be flashed. CAUTION - nauseating nipples.

Gosh, Ashley has such woodard titties.

by Andrew Bresnock January 14, 2008

woodard

a family of imbrednecks who drive geo storms.

The Woodard's just ate my pet rat.
Look at them there Woodard's, they done mulitplied again.

by matthius July 30, 2008

Woodard

Someone that gets obnoxiously drunk and then proceeds to do all kinds of stupid shit. Including but not limited to pretending to throw up on people. Using whiskey as hair gel. Falling into pregnant women. Trying to suck on your girlfriend's toes.

Stay away from Woodards. They are dangerous and should not spread their seed on this planet any further.

Did you see Woodard? He is acting like a tard tonight.

If we go out tonight don't let me get wasted and pull a woodard.

That guy has only had like two drinks and he is already acting like woodard.

Woodard likes to make girls squirt... well fat ones at least.

by doctordray January 13, 2010

woodward

Summer camp in central Pennsylvania for skateboards, in-line skaters, BMX riders, and gymnasts. Considered to be one of the greatest camps in the world for skateboarding. There is also Woodward West, located in California, and Lake Owen, located in Wisconsin (both run by the same company).

Last summer I skated at woodward, it was sick.

by WHskate July 14, 2006

Woodward

A word used to describe any extremely badass teenager, especially one who is well-known and is a total pimp, always hooking up with the hottest girls. To carry this name, as your first, middle, or last name is an extreme honor. To have all three names be Woodward would ensure that the person would live a life of prosperity and BAMFness.

Person A: Man did you see that Woodward kid?
Person B: Fuck Yeah, he gets it on with all the hotties.
Person A: He's so fucking lucky...

by onlytellingithowitis March 8, 2010

lucy woodward

Hello lucy,
LOVE YOU,
from nathan xoxox

Lucy woodward Is bæ

by Lucys bæ May 14, 2015

dylan woodward

A Man typically of Asian dissent, Who is Unusually attracted to minors.

Dylan Woodward took that youngling into the bathroom an hasn’t been scene since.

by Poobare27 July 26, 2020