Woodhaven

A neighborhood in Queens New York that is better then Ozone Park. It's major shopping strip is Jamaica Avenue and the neighborhood is home to Forest Park. Also the name of a major boulevard that cuts through this neighborhood.

Forest Park is in Woodhaven

by NYC Metalhead June 21, 2006

Woodhaven Boulevard

Woodhaven Boulevard is one of the major streets in Queens NY, it continues where Cross Bay Boulevard leaves off in Ozone Park. One of the widest Boulevards in New York City, Woodhaven Boulevard in mostly 8-10 lanes throughout it's stretch. Woodhaven Boulevard doesn't have much stores on it except in Rego Park, and is often used more as an alternative to the often horribly clogged up Van Wyck Expressway. Woodhaven Boulevard cuts through neighborhoods such as Ozone Park, Woodhaven, Glendale, Middle Village, and Rego Park before ending at Queens Boulvard in Elmhurst. The Q11 and Q53 buses run down Woodhaven Boulevard.

I got hit by a truck when I tried crossing Woodhaven Boulevard.

by NYC Metalhead June 22, 2006

Woodhall

A person that thinks they are funny, but aren't.

My co-worker is such a woodhall, it is becoming difficult to keep up this fake laugh.

by KyKy412 June 3, 2018

Woodhaven

A Downriver suburb that consists of mostly retail and restaurants. It's the home of one of Downriver's most dangerous intersections, Allen Rd & West Rd. It's also the home of infamous railroad crossings, Allen Rd north of Van Horn and Van Horn Rd west of Allen. These crossings are almost always blocked by a stopped train. It does have very nice subdivisions and a great park at I-75 & West Rd.

Person 1: What city do you live in?
Person 2: Woodhaven.
Person 1: Cool, I like Woodhaven.
Person 2: Woodhaven is A Downriver suburb of Michigan that consists of mostly retail and restaurants.

by Yolo Drake March 10, 2015

Woodhatch

Woodhatch is a council estate on the outskirts of Reigate, South East England, rife with more little sihts then Kerry Katona's toilet. Its full of chavs and has gotten even worse since the building of the skate park in Reigate hence it's not a very nice place to be say or night. To the West is bordering South Park which is just was worse and so chavs and little shits are shared between the two areas.
If you dont want to walk into a burbary 12 year old whos gonna put a plastic fork to your throat to steal your mars bar wrapper...dont go there.

Noramal Kid; Look at this group of 20 odd little kids
Kids; Oi blud you startin' ? You want me and my bois to shank you ?

Nrmal Kid; urm ?

Kids; you get me ?

*rape*

guy1; You wanna get a kabab ?
guy2; Nah mate, not in woodhatch, id rather eat my own shit its healthier.

by jimmysavile February 2, 2010

woolham

Adjective - To mess something up or to suffer a severe misfortune. Usually caused by a lack of common sense or neglecting to think ones own actions through.

Alistair - "I fell asleep on the train and missed my stop...I'm now 160 miles away from where I wanted to be"

Martin - "You've had a Woolham"

by henteaser May 14, 2010

Woodhall Syndrome

A disorder characterized by a severe lack of basic social skills and an uncontrollable urge to make unfunny jokes.

I am prescribing you 30mg of shutthefuckup to treat your Woodhall Syndrome.

by RadishLover3000 December 3, 2021