by Wplayshado June 18, 2021
Noun - the act of performing below expectations.
Verb - to fail miserably, whether by deliberate actions or unforeseen circumstance / chance.
Verb - to fail miserably, whether by deliberate actions or unforeseen circumstance / chance.
Noun - my fantasy football team was projected to win this week, but they pulled a wonton and scored half as many as my opponent.
Verb - Jeremy: "Did Matt ever pay up on that $100 bet?" Jason: "No, the kid wontoned me and said he would buy me a couple lunches and call it even, and then he double wontoned me by backing out of that deal too"
Verb - Jeremy: "Did Matt ever pay up on that $100 bet?" Jason: "No, the kid wontoned me and said he would buy me a couple lunches and call it even, and then he double wontoned me by backing out of that deal too"
by jay20716 October 13, 2014
by mollytim August 21, 2008
The act of eating any piece of food in one bite. Such as folding a pizza into the shape of a crab wonton in Chinese restaurants and eating it all at once.
by sushisamurai June 27, 2010
The best player ever on the server Shadowsong in the game World of Warcraft.
His way with words cause women to immediately become impregnated and cause men to weep in utter jealousy.
His way with words cause women to immediately become impregnated and cause men to weep in utter jealousy.
Typical forum activity.
Noob 1: Iz be trollin'
Wontons: I am here.
Noobs 2-300: OMG ILU
The thread then gets deleted due to sheer awesomeness.
Noob 1: Iz be trollin'
Wontons: I am here.
Noobs 2-300: OMG ILU
The thread then gets deleted due to sheer awesomeness.
by Notwontons November 29, 2009
A girl who is a lesbian, ugly, thinks shes hot shit, claims shes from the "Ghetto" And she will prolly try to kick your ass. She does NOT look good in a bikini!!!
She probably lives in a trailer park because she is complete trailer TRASH!
Wears the same pair of pants everyday, she really needs to buy some new ones.
She probably lives in a trailer park because she is complete trailer TRASH!
Wears the same pair of pants everyday, she really needs to buy some new ones.
Example 1:
Person 1: That weird butch keeps on talking to me on facebook..
Person 2: Don't mess with her, she is from the deep south of Chicago and will kick your ass. She's a Wonton.
Example 2: Omg she is such a Wonton!
Person 1: That weird butch keeps on talking to me on facebook..
Person 2: Don't mess with her, she is from the deep south of Chicago and will kick your ass. She's a Wonton.
Example 2: Omg she is such a Wonton!
by WontonSmith November 15, 2009
by Jon Hsiehtraub April 20, 2003