Wonton

A paradox of extreme and unlikely coinciding charachteristics.

"Wow, that jew has red hair, wears shades indoors, and rides a hog, what a wonton!"

by Jon Hsiehtraub April 20, 2003

wonton

used as a positive descriptor, similar to the slang uses of the words "dope", "fresh", "sick", or "awesomesauce", particularly, though not exclusively, in reference to music or music events

1. Man, that show last night was wonton

2. Yo, that new remix is wonton

3. That new Wu-Tang Clan album is mad wonton, son

by rule4080 August 19, 2012

Wonton

A very cool person. Especially one who has specific skills far above those of his peers.

That wonton guy is AMAZING at CS.

by James "Pool Shark" Lebido February 10, 2003

wonton

Wonton, slang for police commonly used by cats on East Capitol.

Yo nigga, stash the yay its Wonton.

by ThugJames August 1, 2005

Wonton

The act or process of being gheyed by a jew.

Damn I got wonton'd!

by Levi's Lover February 10, 2003

wonton

Wonton refers to a fraile asian boy heavily involved in incest.

Wonton mom suck his dick.

by Uncle S. November 15, 2004

wonton

the sweetest and most loveable person there is

damn, wonton is so sweet.

by Wplayshado June 18, 2021