wompus

the most hideous creature ever. Usually preying on the weak and inebriated individual with beer goggles on. You can find one at your local pub and usually around 7am in the morning wandering the streets looking for one last "kill" before day break.

Man 1: What happened to Joe?
Man 2: I think that wompus got him.
Man 1: OH SHIT!

Woman: "Hey baby. Do you come here often?"
Man: "Get out of my face, WOMPUS!"

by Eric Franz January 18, 2007

Caddi Wompus

1. When something is extrmely fucked up and out of place.

2. When someone has a very wierd shaped head.

3. When someone drives very strang and tends to swang for no reason

1.Damn son that car is all caddi wompus!!

2. you head is ass sorts of caddi wompus son.

3. GOD DAMN SON, DO WORK we gettin all caddi wompus on the streets mother fucker!!!

by Donny22 January 21, 2009

Willy Wompus

A word that you use when you want to say "Retarted" infront of those people who are extremely anal about people saying "Retarted"

Dude 1: "Dude i just fell off my skateboard and broke my arm!"

Dude 2:"Bro that looks serious!It's all...Willy Wompus!"

by Ominous Dude June 28, 2010

whompuss cat

A tree dwelling wook that hails from the Russell Fork River.

Don't trust a Whompuss Cat with your stuff he will lose it.

by Uncle Grimpuss March 23, 2016

wumpussexual

Wumpussexual is where you are sexually attracted to Wumpus. Wumpus is the well-known mascot of Discord. So if your wumpussexual then you are sexually attracted to Wumpus.

Bruh wumpus is so hot. I'm so wumpussexual

by myfer_defines June 22, 2023

Peter Wompus

A nickname given to male who is constantly masterbating or "playing with themselves"

Man! Dave has been in the bathroom all night with those dirty magazines. He is such a Peter Wompus!

by PeterBeater January 21, 2010

caddy wompus

crazy, chaotic

This whole thing is caddy wompus!!

by Jenna April 16, 2003