by _ech0_ October 18, 2017
Get the womble dongus mug.Pavement Womble. Although a rare breed of people, they are extremely common on pavements. Even outside of peak times these people stride the pavements relentlessly, picking times to head out when they see passers by approaching. The main thing about the breed of human called the pavement womble is they not only have a forward motion, the also womble from side to side. This slows them down but also blocks none wombes from passing by, in effect they take up twice the space of normal humans. They are a danger, especially to children, a womble in can easily squash a small child without even realizing. Trying to pass them isnt easy, sometimes people are forced to step around them but they are run over by passing cars, as they do not anticipate the side wards movement. Pavements that are regularly used by wombles can subside, so there are calls for womble lanes with reinforced concrete to be created. At the moment mps defending wombles rights are asking for bus lanes to be converted to womble lanes. Pavement wombles should be given at least a 2 meter circle of avoidance as you never know the direction they may womble. Often wombles are overweight, this is considered a contributing factor to the amount they may sway. Its especially dangerous to consider passing a pavement womble in the wind, children and elderly should avoid them at all costs. The anti womble society advise crossing the road to avoid them. They are calling for a ban on pavement wombles during the school runs.
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When a skateboard begins to tightly swerve back and forth from left to right with increasing velocity until the skateboard begins to undulate so rapidly that the rider is usually thrown from the board.
I was doing some downhill skateboarding and I went so fast that I got the speed wobbles and got pitched into the street.
by Marcus Solomon December 3, 2007
Get the speed wobbles mug.idiot, dolt or fool, a person that wastes other people's time by endless waffling about one thing or another.Someone that interrupts a constructive conversation with a piece of irrelevant or unrelated information, often a personal story or anecdote, that doesn't apply at all. In the work environment this person is generally over paid and always under delivers due to their tendency to waste their own and everyone else's time.
That person is a fucking womble.
I wish they would stop wombling and get on with it.
Dont include them in the meeting if they are just going to womble on and on about complete bullshit
I wish they would stop wombling and get on with it.
Dont include them in the meeting if they are just going to womble on and on about complete bullshit
by Student72 July 10, 2019
Get the womble mug.An absolute douche bag of a man, a prick a dick and an absolute tool! Normally used to define a man that you hate.
by The phantom clock May 10, 2014
Get the cock wombler mug.A state of shakiness a rider experiences while hitting a high speed on a board typically accompanied by an adrenaline rush and/or a state of panic.
Dude: Dude, bro, I would have totally stuck that turn but I got the speed wobbles half way down the hill and I knew it was time to bail!
Dude, bro: Poser...
Dude, bro: Poser...
by Molly C August 22, 2006
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