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Wolstenholme 

The girl you meet while camping with some family friends. She takes your breath away when you meet and you find yourself extremely touched by her presence. She lights up your life with her looks and her personality. She is very caring and very easy to love. She comes from an amazing family and once you meet her you'll never want to let her go. When she has to leave camp early you'll feel as if the all the fun things from the week have been taken away. You will fall in love with everything about her and until the next time you see her you will be thinking only about your time together.
Emily caring breath touched light lovable camp personality Wolstenholme
Wolstenholme by Summer1211 August 23, 2011
Wolsey is a Beautiful last name you must be one very lucky person if your last name is Wolsey.
There’s the Wolsey family
Wolsey by anonymous December 4, 2020

Wet Wolstenholme 

A dribbler who scores when the commentator least expects it. Generally experienced by a ‘penis user’ who, when attempting to finish up with a trouser snake who has other ideas, and “thinks it’s all over” only to restore his member to the chamber discovers that “it is now!” The ensuing embarrassment is evident by a substantial urine drip on whichever side the gentleman ‘dresses’.
“Awight, Gaz? Looks like you’ve ‘ad a Wet Wolstenholme on the way ahhht o’ de bogs there mate”
Wet Wolstenholme by bignordierick September 15, 2020

wolstenkirk 

the word used to talk about a gay relationship between Christopher Wolstenholme, the bass guitarist of MUSE, and Thomas Kirk, the MUSE manager.
Why always Belldom fanfictions? Let's write some Wolstenkirk one! They are so wolstencute!

wolstencroft

Uses are all wolstencrofts
wolstencroft by Slimshadyhehe November 12, 2019