wolfbagging

The act of going out into the woods armed with a Tesco bag and trying to trap a wolf within.

Gertcha! This is the toughest animal I've ever tried to wolfbag! Sod this, let's go for bacon sarnies...

by Roger McTodger January 10, 2005

wolfbagging

I think that the original definition, as told to me many moons ago, is having sex with a goose, then slamming it's neck in a drawer to produce body spasms which will, alledgedly, increase sexual stimulation.

Who needs stimulation when you're 'taters deep in a goose?

Person1: I was wolfbagging a goose the other day.
Person2: You delightfully old-school pervert, you.

by Deacon Gusset April 23, 2006

wolfbagging

When two people enjoy anal sex, however immeatiatly before climaxing the 'giver' thrusts his or hers (provided she's wearing a strap-on) fingers in the 'recievers' throat stimulating the anal sphincer to tighen around the penis (or strap-on).

Saagita loves to get wolfbanged by Mrs. Patel (she's a wild one...just ask Raza).

by Chuman March 28, 2005

Wolfbagging On Horseback

See wolfbagging, however Wolfbagging On Horseback is performed using a pancetta-wrapped prune on the end of the string as opposed to the more traditional piece of bacon

I thought we'd go for a bit of wolfbagging on horseback tonight, it IS christmas after all

by Crackhitler January 10, 2009

Wolfbagging on Riverbank

The art of wolfbagging but with the string attached to a fishing rod. When the giver is 'ready' they spin the reel, pulling out the bacon, giving the desired result.
To aid pleasure the giver can shout "FISH ON" as loud as they can before reeling in their catch.

Giver: FISH ON
Receiver: Bleurgh
Giver: Bang and the Wolfbagging on Riverbank is gone

by Sir Wolfbagsalot February 23, 2014

wolfbanging

The extremely sexual and erotic act of making anal love to a goose, and upon the point of climax, slamming said goose's head in a chest of drawers so as to highten climax with the goose's anal spasming and consiquent loosening of bowels

So, erm been up to much?
I had a wolfbang last night.
Any good?
Yeah sure... It was some gooood wolfbanging
Nice

by Jacob P Dizzle May 7, 2008

wolfbagging

Wolfbagging is the act of venturing into a forest (or other wolf stamping grounds) with a sack in an effort to steal one.

After said act of stealing a wolf has been excecuted, a tranquiliser dart is inserted into the wolf and is subsequently raped.

Wolfbagging gets my testicles wet.

by Ivonin September 30, 2005