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floating wolf bait

You dont want to be in here, I just floated wolf bait.
by Smurf Assassin May 13, 2003
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wolf baiting

a common practice in the well heeled british home counties:

a gentleman persuades a lady to swallow a rasher of bacon attached to a piece of string. the lady and gentleman then bott furiously. at the moment of climax, the string is pulled causing the lady to retch and her sphincter to tighten.
fiona really quite enjoyed her afternoon sherry, as she and jeremy had enjoyed a particularly vigorous spot of wolf baiting the night before and she was feeling a little fragile.
by quumf December 25, 2007
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Laying down wolfbait

A sudden and URGENT need to poop with complete disregard for facilities or location.
camping~Dude what the fuck! Whose been laying down wolfbait outside my tent?
At a bar~Dude watch the door for me while I lay down some wolfbait....

At a party~We gotta go, I stopped up the bowl trying to flush down the angry wolfbait I dropped off.
by mrmalachicrunch February 26, 2012
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