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wokeness

A postmodern version of being "born-again" where an individual is hyper-vigilant of magic transgressions in human dignity because they're painfully unaware of secretly being deeply ashamed of how life is not fucking them hard enough.
"Dude! Your speech about our duty to manifest our intersectional consciousness to promote equal outcomes, was such profound wokeness! I'm totes going to burn my bra right now before heading back to the safe space for some gender neutral polyamory!"
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Wokeness

noun /wok-nes/
An intolerant, quasi-religious ideology that uses performative compassion for alleged victim groups to achieve power, moral superiority and social status. Requires no personal sacrifice and often advocates for policies that harm marginalized people. Particularly popular among the privileged and university-educated
I appreciate how that celebrity lectured us on his wokeness about Global Warming before he got on his private jet
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“WOKENESS” (2022 definition): when the average American finally wakes up & realizes we’ve been, for the last 6 years, duped by a TV con man: the Psychotic Pied Piper of Mar-a-Largo/ NYC.
Many folks are examples of 2022 WOKENESS.
by RTB2 January 3, 2022
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Wokeness

An ideology that imposes Identity Politics, Social "Justice", Thought Policing, Climate Hysteria, NeoRacism, Queer Pedagogy & Socialist Equity using statist/corporatist/cultural enforcement
The company wokeness policy required all White employees to admit they have benefitted from White Privilege.
by JimHansonDC March 15, 2023
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A term created by GOP leaders to evoke negative images in their half witted base so they become angry toward their neighbors. It's basically a horoscope of hate. Look at it long enough and you'll find something you despise.
Wokeness is a danger to your life and everything in it. Don't ask me what it actually means. I can only tell you that it's whatever you are afraid of and I'm against it. Vote for me!
by Tellithowitisfriend March 16, 2023
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Wokeness

A term created by GOP leaders to evoke negative images in their half witted base so they become angry toward their neighbors. It's basically a horoscope of hate. Look at it long enough and you'll find something you despise.
Wokeness is a danger to your life and everything in it. Don't ask me what it actually means. I can only tell you that it's whatever you are afraid of and I'm against it. Vote for me!
by Tellithowitisfriend March 16, 2023
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A term used for a compelling ideology that suggests that the institutions of society are designed by the powerful to preserve discrimination, and all group disparities are the result of said discrimination. Therefore, society's evils and disparities can universally be explained by the malice of others.
One of the main goals of wokeness and the woke movement is for group equity to be achieved through policy changes and redistributionism.
by madeittothecouch March 17, 2023
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