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wokeaholic 

(Noun). A person so consumed with being woke that they cannot make it through a single day without demonstrating how woke they are; often to the detriment of personal and professional relationships.
The wokeaholics were so outraged at the lack of diversity that they immediately demanded that additional roles be created in Hamlet to include a trans-Asian polar bear and a 7 legged bi-curious octopus named Pat.
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workaholic 

A person who works too hard, even when they are meant to be on vacation.
workaholic by Robert January 18, 2004

workaholic 

a person who makes their job their entire life
a prime example of a workaholic is myself
workaholic by Steve Lev September 27, 2005

workaholic 

A person who's sole self purpose in life is to work hard and achieve until the day they die, never stopping to enjoy their achievments or see the world around them. Everything comes second to work and because of this their friendships are torn and love life is darker than the dark side of the moon
I was such a workaholic that my friends all forget that I exist. I have no hope of relationship.

workholic 

A person who is addicted to his job/work more then his pals and family.
"He is so workholic, that he never wanna leave the office"
workholic by doonites August 28, 2007

wackaholic 

Someone who constantly wacks off to relieve stress, or they just do it because it is an addiction; therefore they are wackaholics.
"Man I was so stressed out I had to wack-off twice already today!"
"Holy shit! Your such a wackaholic!"
wackaholic by Lindsey S. August 4, 2006
one who is addicted to the online game "World of Warcraft" (WoW) - Usually plays 5-6 hours a day, forbids sleeping in and bathing, and has little to no social life.
- Andy Borose has epic gear, an epic mount, and a not-so-epic relationship with his friends. Andy Borose is a WoWaholic.
WoWaholic by Reikan1134 February 22, 2007